Free Quattro Razor (9)

[Melmart1]

An ass kicking from Mel is a definite possiblility, and I would welcome such an event. However, an ass kicking from you is not even remotely in the realm of possibilities.

You'd be like Midge, out of breath by Round 2.

Another masochist? Don't we have enough with ashbeeigh?

[peewee's lovechild]

Another masochist? Don't we have enough with ashbeeigh?

Not really a masochist, I just want to be touched by you . . . by any means necessary.

[samikeyp]

An ass kicking from Mel is a definite possiblility, and I would welcome such an event. However, an ass kicking from you is not even remotely in the realm of possibilities.

You'd be like Midge, out of breath by Round 2.

There wouldn't be a round 2....you would be done in one.

[T Park]

mikey is a bad mofo.

You should have seen what happened at the GTG when he smashed the beachball into our table and it spilled all our drinks.

He went into one of his "Snickers viking" rages.


There are now elves walking around here at the state fair.

I didn't order elves....

[samikeyp]

FEAST!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

There wouldn't be a round 2....you would be done in one.

Whatever.

Alls I gotta do is run around the ring for 60 seconds straight and you'd be too winded to throw any punches. Then, I'd unload in round two and you'd go down like Foreman did in Zaire.

[peewee's lovechild]

There are now elves walking around here at the state fair.

I didn't order elves....

I hope you don't go on an elf raping spree/fest.

[T Park]

No danger of that I assure you.

[Melmart1]

No danger of that I assure you.

So they willingly take it up the ass?

[samikeyp]

You are assuming I would chase you?



You are awful touchy today p-dub. Usually you are not one for personal insults or insinuations.

Bad day?

[T Park]

So they willingly take it up the ass?

Any female shorter than 5 foot and under the age of 19 is not my type.

[T Park]

You are awful touchy today p-dub. Usually you are not one for personal insults or insinuations.

This the same guy thats told me to shove anything up my ass and accused me of pedophilia?

[Melmart1]

Any female shorter than 5 foot and under the age of 19 is not my type.

So she can be a midget, she just has to be 19 or older. Gotcha.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are assuming I would chase you?



You are awful touchy today p-dub. Usually you are not one for personal insults or insinuations.

Bad day?

Mel's not giving me the attention I want.
So, I'm taking it out on everyone.

You'd probably kick my ass, though.

[T Park]

I didn't think anything above 5 feet was a midget, but, yes I've dated short girls before.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

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I just barely got caught up and now I have to leave.

[peewee's lovechild]

Any female shorter than 5 foot and under the age of 19 is not my type.

But, boys shorter than 5 foot and under the age of 19 are okay, I suppose.

[T Park]

You'd probably kick my ass, though.

Smart man avoiding the wrath of Mikey.


You mess with the Bull you get the Horns.

[samikeyp]

Mel's not giving me the attention I want.
So, I'm taking it out on everyone.

You'd probably kick my ass, though.

Well now it makes sense.


So how did you blaspheme against My Guitar Gently Weeps?

BTW...the Paul McCartney/Eric Clapton version on the George Harrison tribute album is incredible.

[T Park]

But, boys shorter than 5 foot and under the age of 19 are okay, I suppose?

Anything non human female, is automatically out the door.

[peewee's lovechild]

You mess with the Bull you get the Horns.

There you go with your -erotic insinuations.

[T Park]

BTW...the Paul McCartney/Eric Clapton version on the George Harrison tribute album is incredible

Ya know its funny,

I'd have to say my favorite kind of music, is instrumentals when guys like Eric Clapton, Santanna, guys like that, just, let the guitar say the words.

Its awesome awesome stuff.

[T Park]

There you go with your -erotic insinuations.

nah thats just one a funny line from a movie

[peewee's lovechild]

Well now it makes sense.


So how did you blaspheme against My Guitar Gently Weeps?

BTW...the Paul McCartney/Eric Clapton version on the George Harrison tribute album is incredible.

Dude, I was hung over and I typed "sleeps" instead of "weeps".

I flogged myslef for days for that gaffe.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's why I've cut down on the drinking.