I usually don't go for those. But in both cases they were the only things that rhymed.
Keyword "buds" right?In Amsterdam, met some of my dearest buds, to this date
And jolly ole' England, actually partied with some royal rapscillions
Tally ho
I usually don't go for those. But in both cases they were the only things that rhymed.
Did you ever see the old Saturday Night Live routine about the guys singing in the bathroom? I'll have to see if I can youtube it.
When you go to the pub ask for the most ping pong tiddly wink in the english sub
The first one just about killed me.
No, I don't think I have.
Is it as good as the "cork soaker" skit?
Somebody needs to spend less time watching Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and more time not getting laid.
Or you can just ask for a bit o' spotted .
Do you mean pub? Or sub?
Are you dense? Are you re ed or something? Who in the do you think I am? I'm the God-damned Batman!
Damn, that 's from 1982!
Anyway, no youtube, but here's the script. You really had to see it, though:
[FADE IN on a men’s restroom as Joe Piscopo walks in wearing a gray suit and slacks. The first three stalls from the left are all occupied. Joe looks under each door, finally stops at the last stall, steps in, and closes the door. His feet can be seen as he sits on the toilet and pulls down his pants. After a moment, he softly starts humming “Under the Boardwalk” to himself. He pauses a moment, and starts to sing the next verse softly. Another moment later, ZOOM in on his shoes he starts singing for real.]
Joe: [singing]
“Under the boardwalk,
Down by the sea, yeah,
On a blanket with my baby,
That’s where I’ll be.”
[PAN along the stalls and past the other men’s feet as they start singing the chorus with Joe. The audience roars with laughter.]
Others: “Under the boardwalk...”
Joe: “Out of the sun,”
Others: “Under the boardwalk...”
Joe: “We’ll be having some fun...”
Others: “Under the boardwalk...”
Joe: “People walking above,”
Others: “Under the boardwalk...”
Joe: “We’ll be falling in love,”
All: “Under the boardwalk... boardwalk.”
[At that moment, Tim Kazurinsky walks in and checks all the stalls. He sings off key in a tuneless voice.]
Tim: “Don’t push me, ‘cause I’m over the edge, and I’m tryin’ not to lose my head, ha-ha...”
[Tim sees all the stalls are occupied, and he turns to leave.]
Tim: [sort of singing] “It’s like a jungle sometimes, make me wonder why the people goin’ under...”
[Right when Tim leaves, Joe bursts back into song as the other guys harmonize.]
Joe: [ singing]
“Under the boardwalk,
Down by the sea, yeah,
On a blanket with my baby,”
All: “That’s where I’ll beeeee.”
[ZOOM back and FADE OUT as everyone stands up and flushes the toilet.]
sub, ing Brits got wierdo words for everything, an elevator is a lift, the bathroom is a loo, and a pussy is a democrat.
I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I am that which is, which was, and is yet to come...and you will know my name is Megatron when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink
I am the flea you cannot flick
Those British! Some Right Wing MoFo's, right there
Batman was Beast Wars Megatron?
Just when I thought I was gettin in the groove, then ya'll have to go all cartoon on me!
Peace out
Ahh the depths of loser-dom; my favorite place!!!
I don't know how it was or used to be, but everyone here is cool I think. EVERYBODY. I'm not sure what we have done to taint the quality of how it used to be. Maybe I need to read so old threads.
Woof.See I do have a brain cell or two left, that remebered you work in a Deli
And to all the buzz killz trying to blame the downward spiral of the quatro on me, mm, cf, it's not our fault Kori called out mel, for being a meanie, and she's sulking & ingnoring ST, now! IMO mel's one of the reason's I'd like to come in & for the most part, lurk
As far as p.w. goes, that dog scares the out of me!
That spawn just ain't right
If I were a dog, I'd have my forelegs on the back of your shoulders as I were busy pumping your cornhole.
Just the way you like it.
Ladies and Gentleman,
It is with great pride that I introduce to you the the cast of the new and improved Quattro: Spring 2008!!!
jman3000: The Youngster; his sexual shenanigans result in hilarious exchanges of body fluids and baked goods
JohnnyBlaze: He's smart, he's witty, he just doesn't give a ; or does he?
MelMart: The Matriarch; currently missing, will she ever be found?
mrsmaalox: The MILF; she's here for one thing and one thing only; who's next?
Shoogarbear: One smoove mofo; his appearances in the Quattro are fly
MariniMartini: The Loveable Drunk; can another stint in rehab be far?
Peewee'sLovechild: Pathetic horndog; will somebody have enough pity to him?
RashoFan: A good woman in search of a good man; true love awaits
VivaLasEspuelas: the Dark One; will he make good on his e-threats?
Florige: The Dedicated Public Servant; his good nature is blatantly out of place in the Quattro; is he really who he says he is?
CuckingFunt: TheEnigma; boy or girl? hot or not? if he/she's as cool as he/she claims to be, what is he/she doing in this place?
ShagiaFrost: The wayward son returns
And every day will bring cameo appearances by special guests:
The ReverendMidge, Atrain, Ashbeeigh, Orion, to21, KoriEllis and others
Please join us, watch as the lameness and drama unfold!!!
The inconsistencies in screenname spelling and capitalization in that post are going to make Shoog's head explode.
I'd pay with someone else's money to see Shoog's head asplode.
ing perv.
Would you like for this to happen before or after he tears your cornhole into shreds?
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