Free Quattro Razor (5)

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not a sin in the church of Midgeism.

I'd rather go the The Curch of The Fonze.

[Melmart1]

Exchanging fluids with Melmart would be all kinds of sexy.

Do you squirt?

[ashbeeigh]

Her priest/pastor is to busy blowing little boys at the moment.

We're allowed to marry in my faith, thank you very much.

And no one ever said i was pure. You have some archival reading to do.

It's not a sin in the church of Midgeism.

Ahh. And how's the ministry?

[midgetonadonkey]

Ahh. And how's the ministry?

We are a church of one. Any more and that would be too many.

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you squirt?

Wanna find out?

[ashbeeigh]

We are a church of one. Any more and that would be too many.

I don't know if that counts as a church, but since you are its fearless leader. Does Sandra know about it?

[midgetonadonkey]

Of course she does.

[Melmart1]

Wanna find out?

So.. watcha doin' tonight?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think ashbeeigh has sand in her vagina. She is y tonight.

[ashbeeigh]

She is y tonight.

damn right.

[midgetonadonkey]

damn right.

How did you get sand in your vagina?

[Melmart1]

I think ashbeeigh has sand in her vagina. She is y tonight.

If your avatar pic looked like that, you would be pissed too.

[ashbeeigh]

How did you get sand in your vagina?

I played nude beach volleyball this afternoon after work.

[ashbeeigh]

^. That's sick. I can't believe I typed that.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is probably one of the sickest things ever posted in this thread.

[ashbeeigh]

I think I might have killed the thread for the night. Please forgive me in the morning oh Quattro...I will be thinking of thee.

[Silver21_Black20]

I got a pedicure today. As she was starting she looks at me and says, "Are you getting your eyebrows waxed too?"

[CuckingFunt]

Do you squirt?

The Quattro just got fantastic again!





But, sadly, I'm guessing it doesn't last.

[CuckingFunt]

I played nude beach volleyball this afternoon after work.

Dammit.

Sometimes I hate being right.

[peewee's lovechild]

She rigged her crucifix with a hose so when she stands under it, it gives the appearance of Jesus pissing on her. That's how she gets off.

I wonder if she uses her crucifix as a dildo.

Maybe she's equipped it with a little vibrating motor.

[peewee's lovechild]

We're allowed to marry in my faith, thank you very much.

And no one ever said i was pure. You have some archival reading to do.

Sadly, that won't stop your church leader from ing little boys.

[peewee's lovechild]

So.. watcha doin' tonight?

Melmart, get back in your cage!!!!

You won't be getting dessert!!!

[Squid]

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sadly, that won't stop your church leader from ing little boys.

i don't think she's catholic.

[peewee's lovechild]

i don't think she's catholic.

Every church has a leader, don't they?

Be it a priest, pastor, minister, deacon, elder . . . whatever.

Dude, I have to explain this??

Just go with it.