Free Quattro Razor (8)

[CuckingFunt]

If the girl is laying on her back her vagina is the hole on top. Does that help?

Technically, it's the hole in the middle. But hopefully peewee's not small enough that the top hole would even be an option.

[Silver21_Black20]

Midge reeks of BO all the time.

Aw . . . he does not.

[ORION]

You could have gently informed her of the problem.

Like, with presents... deodorant wrapped in a red bow, maybe.

or say "hey lets wash my truck" and take her outside and "Accidently" dump a bucket full of soapy water on her.
She would have said" gosh you sure do wash your truck a lot before we have sex

[peewee's weewee]

I am barely long enough to penetrate the outer labia. How is directing me to a vagina I will never reach helpful? You are just a ing tease.

Of course, this wouldn't be an issue if peewee would stop going after the nastiest, most stretched-out skanky s around. He once tried to bang a woman with labia so long you could tie them in a bow.

[CuckingFunt]

or say "hey lets wash my truck" and take her outside and "Accidently" dump a bucket full of soapy water on her.
She would have said" gosh you sure do wash your truck a lot before we have sex

That would work, too.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Technically, it's the hole in the middle. But hopefully peewee's not small enough that the top hole would even be an option.

If that's the case, you might be misdirecting him towards the belly button.

[CuckingFunt]

If that's the case, you might be misdirecting him towards the belly button.

I assumed we were sticking to the vulva's general vacinity.

[peewee's weewee]

Of course, this wouldn't be an issue if peewee would stop going after the nastiest, most stretched-out skanky s around. He once tried to bang a woman with labia so long you could tie them in a bow.

What's worse is that sick wanted to wear that bow in his head. He isn't peewee's lovechild, he is J. Edgar Hoover's lovechild, if you know what I mean. You should see what's in his closet.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

or say "hey lets wash my truck" and take her outside and "Accidently" dump a bucket full of soapy water on her.
She would have said" gosh you sure do wash your truck a lot before we have sex

Should've taken her to one of those DIY carwash stalls and sprayed her with that high pressure nozzle.

[peewee's weewee]

What's worse is that sick wanted to wear that bow in his head. He isn't peewee's lovechild, he is J. Edgar Hoover's lovechild, if you know what I mean. You should see what's in his closet.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate when you manually stimulate me like that. You are too pussy to get me any pussy.

It's soooooooo much easier this way.

[peewee's weewee]

It's soooooooo much easier this way.

You fat, lazy ! Get me some pussy! I long for the wet, silky walls of a woman instead of your callused hands that smell su iously of ham.

[peewee's lovechild]

Of course, this wouldn't be an issue if peewee would stop going after the nastiest, most stretched-out skanky s around. He once tried to bang a woman with labia so long you could tie them in a bow.

God damit weewee!!!!!!

, that's some embarassing !!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I assumed we were sticking to the vulva's general vacinity.

You would hope so, but peewee's weewee strikes me as the "any-port-in-a-storm" type.

[ORION]

Technically, it's the hole in the middle. But hopefully peewee's not small enough that the top hole would even be an option.

I knew he was confused but I wouldn't have thought he was that lost

[peewee's lovechild]

What's worse is that sick wanted to wear that bow in his head. He isn't peewee's lovechild, he is J. Edgar Hoover's lovechild, if you know what I mean. You should see what's in his closet.

You can't see above my tires.
You can only look down.

These are lies.

[peewee's weewee]

You would hope so, but peewee's weewee strikes me as the "any-port-in-a-storm" type.

Any port, any hole. I would the hole in a bottle of port wine if it meant he would keep his hairy palms off of me.

[peewee's lovechild]

You fat, lazy ! Get me some pussy! I long for the wet, silky walls of a woman instead of your callused hands that smell su iously of ham.

It's not gonna happen.

Well, maybe if I get me some roofies.

[peewee's weewee]

You can't see above my tires.
You can only look down.

These are lies.

Yeah, look down, right at your cheap Payless knockoff shoes. You can't even cross-dress properly, you broke ing librarian.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Any port, any hole. I would the hole in a bottle of port wine if it meant he would keep his hairy palms off of me.

So the saying "I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe!" applies to you as well?

[peewee's weewee]

So the saying "I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe!" applies to you as well?

Who is this Dawn that you speak of? Is she easy?

[peewee's weewee]

I will anything that doesn't have the HIV. Which is why I can't Midge.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, look down, right at your cheap Payless knockoff shoes. You can't even cross-dress properly, you broke ing librarian.

Mom always said that I'm a snappy dresser.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who is this Dawn that you speak of? Is she easy?

I don't have the money to sway her my way.

[peewee's lovechild]

I will anything that doesn't have the HIV. Which is why I can't Midge.

Midge is okay with lambskin condoms.