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  1. #2101
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Mel's not giving me the attention I want.
    So, I'm taking it out on everyone.

    You'd probably kick my ass, though.
    What level of attention would you like from me?

    I noticed you have a le now and are no longer green. How is that for attention?
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Samikeyp, are you partaking in the MSU/UM festivities on Saturday?

    I have to go to this stupid wedding. In a strip mall.
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    Popcorn.

    Yay or Nay on a OK subs ute for a meal at Lunch or dinner?
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    There is a guy in our bowling league who says his name is Carlos Santana. It may actually be his real name but that is what he bowls under. I watched him bowl last week....glad he can play guitar because he sure can't bowl!
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    I have to go to this stupid wedding. In a strip mall.
    A wedding in a strip mall?

    Wow, thats a first.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Anything non human female, is automatically out the door.
    But female human under 5 ft are OK, as long as they are over 19 yrs old. Yeah, we know already. You are a midget er.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Samikeyp, are you partaking in the MSU/UM festivities on Saturday?

    I have to go to this stupid wedding. In a strip mall.
    Not actually at the game but we are having a huge watching party at my wife's Aunt and Uncle's. They need the Texan there to run the grill.
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    There is a guy in our bowling league who says his name is Carlos Santana. It may actually be his real name but that is what he bowls under. I watched him bowl last week....glad he can play guitar because he sure can't bowl!
    Sure his name wasn't Jesus and licked the ball before rolling it down the lane?
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Dude, I was hung over and I typed "sleeps" instead of "weeps".

    I flogged myslef for days for that gaffe.
    Dude....not cool!

    Add three more days!
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    But female human under 5 ft are OK
    noooo they have to be OVER 5 foot.

    Over.
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Going to the game is overrated. I didn't go to one game when I went to school there but managed to hit every tailgate.

    The tailgates they used to have in the Munn Arena parking lot were legendary.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    You are a midget er.
    Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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    I didn't go to one game when I went to school there but managed to hit every tailgate.

    How do you pull that off, just walk up, "hi, can I have a beer and a dog?"
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    ing a midget would be interesting.

    Anyone ever done that?

    I'd think it would be better for the guy than the other way around.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Going to the game is overrated. I didn't go to one game when I went to school there but managed to hit every tailgate.

    The tailgates they used to have in the Munn Arena parking lot were legendary.
    Yeah, I still want to do that.

    Munn is a nice place inside too. I went to the MSU-UM hockey game last year. Fun stuff.
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    What level of attention would you like from me?

    I noticed you have a le now and are no longer green. How is that for attention?
    You noticed!!

    This satisfies me greatly.
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    Anything non human female, is automatically out the door.
    Non human males are his choice.
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    You noticed!!

    This satisfies me greatly.
    Good. Now stop being such a touchy bas !
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Non human males are his choice.
    Jewish women.
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    I still can't believe T Park thought he could use the rascal for the wedding

    Has anyone been to a Mexican wedding where they throw the groom up in the air? Only some Mexicans do it. But it's pretty ing funny. Everyone wants to throw him in the air and nobody wants to catch
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    Especially Jewish women who deny the Holocaust happened.
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    I still can't believe T Park thought he could use the rascal for the wedding
    Wasn't serious, but okay.

    Especially Jewish women who deny the Holocaust happened.
    I dated a jewish woman in college.

    Her grandfather was in the holocaust I think.
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    I dated a jewish woman in college.

    Her grandfather was in the holocaust I think.
    Hitler's art mentor was Jewish.
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    There are some rumors that Hitler himself was jewish.

    Or was it his mother?
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    I still can't believe T Park thought he could use the rascal for the wedding

    Has anyone been to a Mexican wedding where they throw the groom up in the air? Only some Mexicans do it. But it's pretty ing funny. Everyone wants to throw him in the air and nobody wants to catch

    Strangest wedding I ever went to was an old school Macedonian wedding.

    They carried a roasted pig covered in honey through the hall and everyone threw money at the sticky bovine.
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