Real Women

[TOP-CHERRY]

^I doubt it.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I like a real woman who isn't shy to belt out a burp after chugging some beer and letting one rip after a nice Mexican meal.

you may say that,,, but if your date did it you'd freak out.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Real Women:

Fold laundry any damn way they please as long as the job gets done neatly. Thye don't cater to everyone's prefered folding style.
If you want your folded a different way (picky) fold it yourself.

[batman2883]

No soup for you!!!!!! Besides a woman is suppose to listen to her man, so if he says fold it different you better damn well fold it different

[batman2883]

you may say that,,, but if your date did it you'd freak out.

If my date burped id be like yes i got a keeper, but if she farted, man i'd be like "I think i hear my wife calling"

[Mixability]

No soup for you!!!!!! Besides a woman is suppose to listen to her man, so if he says fold it different you better damn well fold it different

I hope you're kidding!

[batman2883]

I hope you're kidding!

Kidding?? i never kid

[ObiwanGinobili]

No soup for you!!!!!! Besides a woman is suppose to listen to her man, so if he says fold it different you better damn well fold it different

... *awwwwwww pathetic.



This ain't the GAP damn it.

[batman2883]

and dont forget to add the fabric softner....

[Mixability]

Kidding?? i never kid

Then I'm guessing you're not married, huh?

[ObiwanGinobili]

but if she farted, man i'd be like "I think i hear my wife calling"

you may not realize this.... but women fart all the time.
However, unlike men, God loves us and gave us the magical ability to let loose odorless silent farts when the occasion calls for it.

[batman2883]

Nah of course not, but i do have a lovely g/f who lives with me (not getting married till i graduate from law school)

[travis2]

you may not realize this.... but women fart all the time.
However, unlike men, God loves us and gave us the magical ability to let loose odorless silent farts when the occasion calls for it.

puh-leeeeeze...

[Mixability]

Nah of course not, but i do have a lovely g/f who lives with me (not getting married till i graduate from law school)

Poor her...

[batman2883]

you may not realize this.... but women fart all the time.
However, unlike men, God loves us and gave us the magical ability to let loose odorless silent farts when the occasion calls for it.

Oh no i am perfectly aware of that, but im saying if she let it out like loud, id be like peace.

[ObiwanGinobili]

and dont forget to add the fabric softner....

fabric softener shmabric softener!
thats for wimps!
You can't handle a little clean fresh crispness on your baby baby skin???

[batman2883]

Poor her...

She loves me what can i say, but this is how i work the relationship......I bring home the real cash flow, i pay for the apartment, i cook, and all i expect her to do is wash the dishes, and clean up a bit and do the laundry. Nothing wrong with that right?

[batman2883]

fabric softener shmabric softener!
thats for wimps!
You can't handle a little clean fresh crispness on your baby baby skin???

Of course not im only 22 i might start schaffing

[ObiwanGinobili]

She loves me what can i say, but this is how i work the relationship......I bring home the real cash flow, i pay for the apartment, i cook, and all i expect her to do is wash the dishes, and clean up a bit and do the laundry. Nothing wrong with that right?

well since you are cooking...... sounds like a fair trade.
it's equal distribution, since "cleaning up a bit" can involve alot more then you would originally plan on....

[Mixability]

Of course not im only 22 i might start schaffing

now knowing your age and lack of spelling skills, that explains alot

[ObiwanGinobili]

Of course not im only 22 i might start schaffing

well then I'm guessing you don't wash with LAVA...





yeah! I'm older then you! (24)

[batman2883]

well i expect her to clean up a bit but she doesnt sometimes, she lets it sit there for a while, its funny cause when i lived at home with my parents i hated cleaning and doing stuff like that, but when i moved out i found out i was a closet perfectionist, i have to have everything neat and in order, or i cant enjoy myself at home.....i cant even finish watching a movie if i see a piece of lent or dush on my coffee tables

[batman2883]

well then I'm guessing you don't wash with LAVA...





yeah! I'm older then you! (24)

Lol Lava, no ma'am i wash with Old e Red Zone, (drives the girlies wild)

[batman2883]

now knowing your age and lack of spelling skills, that explains alot

I normally spell perfectly i just didn't know how to spell schaffing my deepest apologies

[Mixability]

I normally spell perfectly i just didn't know how to spell schaffing my deepest apologies

Dude I was just kidding, it's a freakin forum, can't you take a joke? hence the " "