Free Quattro Razor (8)

[peewee's weewee]

I don't have the money to sway her my way.

That's because you drank it all away, borracho. I know, I couldn't get up for a day after that.

[peewee's weewee]

I just sat there like a limp little pipe cleaner. And just as thin.

[ORION]

Should've taken her to one of those DIY carwash stalls and sprayed her with that high pressure nozzle.

are you going to use wax ?
I brought my own wax baby. We have to apply a couple tablespoons at a time though

[peewee's weewee]

Mom always said that I'm a snappy dresser.

Banana clips, glitter eyeshadow and chonklas are not snappy.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

are you going to use wax ?
I brought my own wax baby. We have to apply a couple tablespoons at a time though

Don't forget to detail the undercarriage!

[peewee's weewee]

I wish peewee would detail his undercarriage. I think there might be something growing there. Actually, I just wish he would take a shower. Be nice not to be covered in smegma for once.

[CuckingFunt]

Banana clips, glitter eyeshadow and chonklas are not snappy.

I am officially of the opinion that the person behind this troll is a woman or a gay man. No one else should be able to so easily make a banana clip reference.

[peewee's weewee]

I am officially of the opinion that the person behind this troll is a woman or a gay man. No one else should be able to so easily make a banana clip reference.

Don't give away my iden y, you dumb broad. Or I will tell everyone what I found under your skirt after peewee used his roofies.

[Mister Sinister]

In b4 it's Shagia.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Who is this Dawn that you speak of? Is she easy?

jman?!?!?
Is that you!?!??

[peewee's weewee]

jman?!?!?
Is that you!?!??

[Melmart1]

Don't give away my iden y, you dumb broad. Or I will tell everyone what I found under your skirt after peewee used his roofies.

Not more lame "CuckingFunt is a man" smack, I hope

[peewee's weewee]

Not more lame "CuckingFunt is a man" smack, I hope

So what if it is? You may have a pussy but you are as much of a tease as that man, CF.

[peewee's weewee]

I'd still hit up CF, though. Anything with a pulse.

[peewee's weewee]

Pulse optional, if I am really desperate.

[peewee's weewee]

Does that make peewee a necrophiliac?

[samikeyp]

So what if it is? You may have a pussy but you are as much of a tease as that man, CF.

Just because she wants nothing to do with the poquito pinga....doesn't make her a tease...it makes her smart.

[peewee's weewee]

Just because she wants nothing to do with the poquito pinga....doesn't make her a tease...it makes her smart.

This is actually true.

[peewee's weewee]

Of course, she flirts with you, so how smart can she really be?

[samikeyp]

About as smart as one can get.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Pulse optional, if I am really desperate.

So if you found the maggot-adorned corpse of ashbeeigh rotting away in the gutter one night, it'd still be on and crackin'?

[Melmart1]

Of course, she flirts with you, so how smart can she really be?

Very smart. That is one hot hunk of manliness up in Michigan.

[Melmart1]

About as smart as one can get.

Yeah, what he said

[samikeyp]

Of course, she flirts with you, so how smart can she really be?

Jealousy is a mother er.

[samikeyp]

Very smart. That is one hot hunk of manliness up in Michigan.

Far be it from me to dispute the word of a lady.