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  1. #2201
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    I'll pay someone in alcohol to get a B on my a&p test tomorrow.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I'm flying to DC tommorow, it's my first time on a plane
    Make sure you take your Koran with you.
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  3. #2203
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    big apology to sandra for being late... again... traffic was a and i didnt account for the long walk to the att. sorry for any trouble i may have caused you... I had a great time... woulda been better if it wasnt for the 30 dollars worth of beer i drank... jesus what was i thinking
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I'm flying to DC tommorow, it's my first time on a plane
    It's tradition to get a handjob from the flight attendant on your first flight. Make sure you ask for yours.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    big apology to sandra for being late... again... traffic was a and i didnt account for the long walk to the att. sorry for any trouble i may have caused you... I had a great time... woulda been better if it wasnt for the 30 dollars worth of beer i drank... jesus what was i thinking
    I hope she is lying next to you as you are writing this.
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  6. #2206
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    It's tradition to get a handjob from the flight attendant on your first flight. Make sure you ask for yours.
    I thought you were supposed to ask her to flash you if its your first time. You say your nervous and needed to be calmed down.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    waking up early.
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  8. #2208
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I hope she is lying next to you as you are writing this.
    Damn you Shoog.
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  9. #2209
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I need a beer.
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  10. #2210
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    how about a V8 instead ?
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Jess
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    Me, too. There's no beer here, though, and I don't want to mix creme de cacao and Dr Pepper again, so looks like it will be a sober morning.
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  12. #2212
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    how about a V8 instead ?
    Does V8 have alcohol?
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    Does V8 have alcohol?
    bloody mary ?
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm going to make a bloody mary and use a tampon to drink it.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I'm going to make a bloody mary and use a tampon to drink it.
    that would be funny if you drank a bloodly mary in public and then dipped a tampon in it then rung it out in your mouth and said "yum ,taste like trout"
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Fantastic.
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  17. #2217
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I think I'm dying.
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  18. #2218
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I think I caught the hiv.
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  19. #2219
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    I think I caught the hiv.
    Please don't die.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Crap. I missed my 3,000 post.
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  21. #2221
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'll try not to.
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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    I think I may be the only office assistant with a bottle of Vodka and a bottle of Tequila on her desk.
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  23. #2223
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Which are you bring over tonight?
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  24. #2224
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I need a bottle of each of those on my desk. Only problem is they wouldn't last long.
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  25. #2225
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    Which are you bring over tonight?
    Both
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