Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

Can you guys talk about your favorite yachts next? This is really fascinating.

My favorite yacht was the one where your mother flashed her s to the world. The problem was that her s sagged all the way to her ankles and not a person in the world was able to appreciate them, such is fate.

[T Park]

I haven't read The Great Gastby. Since you liked it, I can only assume that at some point he shoved something sophisticated up Daisy's hoo-ha.

It was then, with great dispair, that i shoved thy cu ber, up thouest arse.

[peewee's lovechild]

I haven't read The Great Gastby. Since you liked it, I can only assume that at some point he shoved something sophisticated up Daisy's hoo-ha.

That would have been his .

[Melmart1]

It's supposed to do that. Fitzgerald wrote it so well. You're supposed to come out of it hating the upper class for all it's absurd, self-centered, stupidity.

Why do I feel like I am back in HS and my teacher is explaining the nuances of a book's characters to me?

[T Park]

You're supposed to come out of it hating the upper class for all it's absurd, self-centered, stupidity.

You mean like Scarlett Johannsen?

[peewee's lovechild]

It was then, with great dispair, that i shoved thy cu ber, up thouest arse.

Trying to speak with a Shakesperian accent in 20th century literature only underlines your complete, inbred stupidity.

[ShoogarBear]

My favorite yacht was the one where your mother flashed her s to the world. The problem was that her s sagged all the way to her ankles and not a person in the world was able to appreciate them, such is fate.

I see you've read Steinbeck, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why do I feel like I am back in HS and my teacher is explaining the nuances of a book's characters to me?

, that's the teacher in me speaking.

After 4 years of teaching, I still can't let go.

[T Park]

Trying to speak with a Shakesperian accent in 20th century literature only underlines your complete, inbred stupidity

Pardon me Alistar Cookie.

[peewee's lovechild]

You mean like Scarlett Johannsen?

Sure.

[Melmart1]

It was then, with great dispair, that i shoved thy cu ber, up thouest arse.

Uh, Gatsby is set in the 1920s. Not the 1620s

[T Park]

, that's the teacher in me speaking.

After 4 years of teaching, I still can't let go.

You teach children?

Good lord...

[peewee's lovechild]

I see you've read Steinbeck, too.

Pearl Buck was a better writer.

[ShoogarBear]

Why do I feel like I am back in HS and my teacher is explaining the nuances of a book's characters to me?

Because peewee is trying to get into your pants just like your HS teacher?

[T Park]

Uh, Gatsby is set in the 1920s. Not the 1620s

I shoved that cu ber up that dame's ass knwowhatimean?

[Melmart1]

Trying to speak with a Shakesperian accent in 20th century literature only underlines your complete, inbred stupidity.

Damn, you beat me to it. And you were much more vulgar than me. Congrats!

[peewee's lovechild]

You teach children?

Good lord...

The children in my care are better off than children in your care you dirty carnie.

[Melmart1]

Because peewee is trying to get into your pants just like your HS teacher?

You realize I was taught by nuns, right?

[ShoogarBear]

peewee taught Shop. That's why he's missing his right thumb.

[T Park]

The children in my care are better off than children in your care you dirty carnie.

Thanks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Because peewee is trying to get into your pants just like your HS teacher?

that , I'm just trying to get her to like me.

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee taught Shop. That's why he's missing his right thumb.

My thumb is missing because it got caught in your mother's vice grip snatch.

[ShoogarBear]

You realize I was taught by nuns, right?

Oh, deary me, no. How would I have ever known that?

[Melmart1]

Oh, deary me, no. How would I have ever known that?

Haha, at least you didn't say that you thought your friend tried to get into my pants. Didn't you say she taught English?

[Melmart1]

So, didn't T Park say he was leaving? And now he is back. I swear, you can't trust a word that spews out of his hate-filled mouth.