Ditka couldn't have stopped Manu tonight

[smeagol]

Manu converted Manny and Scott to Christianity

(and Pheno to Catholicism )

[smeagol]

Manu said "Do it!" and all the Argentines b-ball fans fell in love with Tony Parker.

[smeagol]

After a wave of Manu's right hand, whottt never posted more than three words per post.

[carina_gino20]

no one can resist manu. that's why he married many.

[smeagol]

When Manu lets his afro grow, even Ben Wallace cuts his hair.

[phyzik]

There are 20' alligators in every cities sewer system that has an NBA team because they drink manu's urine when he comes to play in their city.

[E20]

I thought Larry Bird was right handed.

[phyzik]

I thought Larry Bird was right handed.

He was..... Manu told him to play left handed or retire...... We all know his decision.

[phyzik]

A TONED DOWN version of Manu when he is mad....

http://www.dailymotion.com/tag/fu/vi...ul-kung-fu-man

Lesson: Dont piss off Manu.....

[Sec24Row7]

Manu is actually right handed. He plays left handed to try and make it fair.

[AFFT]

In E=MC², M is for Manu.




"Manu doesn't play basketball. He makes basketball."

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

There are 20' alligators in every cities sewer system that has an NBA team because they drink manu's urine when he comes to play in their city.

The city of LA tried to pass a bill for that "from sewage to tap water" purification process after they realized Manu would visit at least 3,4 times a year when playing the clippers, Lakers-- thus likely to take a dump in the city of LA every 6 months.

[smeagol]

When a brawl broke at the Palace between Spurs and Pistons players, the fans through glasses of beer at Rasheed, Hamilton, Prince and Billups.

[angel_luv]

no one can resist manu. that's why he married many.

haha- that was cute.

[samikeyp]

Manu made Manny shop at Wal-Mart.......


and like it!

[Phenomanul]

Manu made Manny shop at Wal-Mart.......


and like it!

[Manudona]

OK...no one can google chuck norris no more...time for NEW ones...getting rid of all chuck ones in a single shot

Chuck Norris? Manu had followers way before Chuck, and far more, and they were talking of him way before, and treated him like the god he is. What? You do not believe me? Check this out

The Laws of Manu

Here you have the beginning of this Sacred Text

1. The great sages approached Manu, who was seated with a collected mind, and, having duly worshipped him, spoke as follows:

And this is real, not the crap you guys put together :P

[ATX Spur]

Manudona? Let me guess, you're from Argentina?

[WalterBenitez]

Manu Ginobili is not only a noun, but a verb, too.

I ginobilise?
he/she/it ginobilises?

[WalterBenitez]

When Manu lets his afro grow, even Ben Wallace cuts his hair.

[WalterBenitez]

Manu cured Tim's plantar fasciitis just by looking at him. He tought Tony how to shoot just by touching him. Nazr Mohammad asked Manu to help him catch the ball and Manu ordered Pop to let him go in the offseason. There are some miracles even Manu cannot perform.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Manu doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Manu DOES know what Willis is talkin about.

[Phenomanul]

Chuck Norris? Manu had followers way before Chuck, and far more, and they were talking of him way before, and treated him like the god he is. What? You do not believe me? Check this out

Norris jokes have been around since before the internet buddy...

[Manudona]

Norris jokes have been around since before the internet buddy...

Phenomanu The Laws of Manu! Is like a God worshiped by millions since before Chuck Norris was even born, hey, even before Manu was born :P

[MrChug]

Before Manu got a hold of him in the Finals, they called Detroit's shooting guard "Slight Tear" Hamilton.