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Obama selects James Gist as running mate
cites SpursTalk.com thread as helping cement his decision
This just in!
Maryland to retire the University of Maryland in celebration of James Gist. It will shut down and serve as a off season home for James Gist.
Obama selects James Gist as running mate
cites SpursTalk.com thread as helping cement his decision
I am James Gist and I approve of these messages
Franz Giszt because JG proclaimed it
Why?! I'm just talkin' 'bout Gist!!...shut 'yo mouth.
The cake is NOT a lie.
It just so happens Gist got to it before you did.
James Gist eats lightening, craps thunder, and pisses rain water.
James Gist drinks Gistorade.
Man I love this thread...I just went back and read it again.
James Gist is not allowed at casinos...mostly because they are afraid of what might happen if he were to lose a hand.
People believe that JG actually "slam dunks" the basketball....it's a Jedi Mind Trick. In reality, he causes the basket to drop to his level and then gently places the ball inside. If he were to "dunk" in the traditional sense of the word, the world as we know it would cease to exist.
James Gist is the Cloverfield monster.
James Gist killed the Cloverfield Monster... with his pinky.
James Gist gives herpes as gifts and people happily accept them.
James Gist pisses excellence just like Ricky Bobby
Jack Bauer fears James Gist. We pray everyday that James Gist doesn't turn on us.
Before a ref calls a foul on Gist, they ask him if he's okay with it.
Gist just needs one hit of the hammer to break the stone.
- The Spurs didn't draft James Gist, James Gist drafted the Spurs.
- James Gist is just an alias....trying to pronounce his real name would only result in instantaneous death.
- Please don't make James Gist angry, YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY!!!
If a train leaves San Francisco at 5:30 a.m. going 80 mph and a car leaves N.Y. at 2:30 a.m. going 65 mph and James Gist leaves Russia on foot all headed to S.A. who will get there first?
That’s right baby.
Awesome. right over love
James Gist's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no
one fools James Gist!
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of James Gist's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus
Prime.
Superman owns a pair of James Gist pajamas.
You had it going good with the calendar one and then BAM! You fell in dog crap.
j/k
He kind of looks like the Looter guy in this pic.
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