Should I be mad?

[dirk4mvp]

LMAO...I can answer that for you. I was bored at work and wanted a 3+ page thread to entertain me for the day.

Well then why didn't you just say you wanted a 3 pages thread like I did instead of going about it like this?

[Life Coach]

LMAO...I can answer that for you. I was bored at work and wanted a 3+ page thread to entertain me for the day.

Therein lies the true answer!!!

[ATRAIN]

Can't believe no one else went here:

"Now, s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey got balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your guns... and the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle .50'... written down the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... off!"

LMAO "Give me a pint of the black stuff"

that scene makes me want to drink Guinness everytime.

[ATRAIN]

Well then why didn't you just say you wanted a 3 pages thread like I did instead of going about it like this?

LOL cause I wouldnt have gotten an 8 page thread.

[Life Coach]

Well then why didn't you just say you wanted a 3 pages thread like I did instead of going about it like this?

You're thread was 3 pages. Sheesh!

Keep under Atrain's wing, and some day you may acquire 8+ page status.

[peewee's lovechild]

"No thanks Turkish.......im sweet Enough"

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary . . . come again?"

[nkdlunch]

just be glad your best buddy is not gay and in love with you

[ATRAIN]

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary . . . come again?"

LMAO! Bricktop has some of the best lines.


IN UNISON......."Tyrone....Silly FAT BAS "

[ATRAIN]

You're thread was 3 pages. Sheesh!

Keep under Atrain's wing, and some day you may acquire 8+ page status.

Dont worry I am teaching Dirk the ways of the Dark side. Once he bangs maalox he will be ready.

just be glad your best buddy is not gay and in love with you

LOL dude I dont know he might be. He did offer his services if a chick wants us to pull a train on her.

[peewee's lovechild]

- "We've lost Gorgeous George."

- "Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of ing car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon- ing- uous now, is it?"

[CuckingFunt]

"It's not as if he's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean, 'open him up'?"

[peewee's lovechild]

LMAO! Bricktop has some of the best lines.


IN UNISON......."Tyrone....Silly FAT BAS "

"Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?"

[peewee's lovechild]

"It's not as if he's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean, 'open him up'?"

- "Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?"

- "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."

[dirk4mvp]

- "Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?"

- "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."

"Who took the jam outta your donut?"

[ATRAIN]

- "Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?"

- "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."

"Yeah dad ya told us"

[CuckingFunt]

"Who took the jam outta your donut?"

"You took the jam outta my donut, Tommy. You did."

[peewee's lovechild]

"Who took the jam outta your donut?"

"You show me how to control a wild ing gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster."

[peewee's lovechild]

"So, you are obviously the big . The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey got balls."

[ATRAIN]

- me, hold tight. What's that?

- It's me belt, Turkish.

- No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

- It's for protection.

- Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

[dirk4mvp]

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[ATRAIN]

LMAO I beat you dirk hahaha

[peewee's lovechild]

- "I didn't see it there."

- "It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of ing peanuts, is it?"

- "It was a funny angle. "

- "It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you."

[CuckingFunt]

- me, hold tight. What's that?

- It's me belt, Turkish.

- No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

- It's for protection.

- Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

"What's to stop you blowing your bollocks off?"

[peewee's lovechild]

- " face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?"

- " face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum."

[CuckingFunt]

- "I didn't see it there."

- "It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of ing peanuts, is it?"

- "It was a funny angle. "

- "It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you."