good stuff.
thanks to the relentless and fearless effort of the powerful Spurstalk Gay Detection Task Force (STGDTF) a mul ude of indications were recorded that it will be necessary to raise the gay thread level to orange, if not pink.
the most significant evidence comes from agent user balli from Utha.
(note: balli is of course a pseudonym, but we don't know what it refers to)
shocking, indeed!
see how the leaders of the world reacted to that report:
(note: mr. Bush was informed accidently, because HS forgot to delete his address from the mailing list)
later on an international crisis committee discussed the affair but came to an unexpected conclusion:
"we found out that it is far more difficult to hide a weapon or a bomb in a short short, as opposed to for example a Kandora. so we implement a new law that requires all passengers in airplanes, trains or subways to wear short shorts."
see how efficient this would be:
to solve the only remaining problem, to differentiate between bulging penises and for example a Bazooka or two Hand Grenades, a troop of specialists will be installed, acquired from Spurstalk and lead by agent balli. because those brave men proved to be competent and they really care."
One drink, six straws, sexually suggestive clothes and posing...
Crotch outlines...
Pants laying on the table in the foreground...
More like NBGay am I rite
Last edited by greyforest; 08-17-2010 at 04:28 AM.
lol Blair, Temple and Hill. I'm sure they will be a little more aware of where RJ is when dressing in the locker room.
Does nobody else think this looks staged?
The other two are gay escorts.
I think I found a place for RJ to play if it doesn't work out here.
http://www.bj-league.com/html/en/index.html
I honestly don't care if he, Luke, Kareem, and those other guys are gay. However, that picture is just too funny. The posts on this thread had me rolling for about 30 minutes. You guys are hilarious. IDK if this is staged, photo shopped or whatever. What I do know is that the picture looks very gay. Just saying.
Well he's just practicing handling balls off season..
and going to the hole and finishing around the rim
It's not a big deal one way or another, but that is a funny ass pic.
I didn't even spot the cup w/ straws until someone mentioned it.
2010-2011
Spurs New Locker Room Guidelines
All soap shall be kept on a rope around the neck
All jockstraps when not in use shall be kept inside of a locked locker
Jockstraps shall be worn as intended. Not around the face.
Anyone caught boring holes in the bathroom stall walls shall be immediately suspended
The following acts are hereby banned from rookie hazing:
Hot Carls
Dirty Sanchezes
Chili Dogs
Boston Pancakes
Suspected pulled groins should be evaluated by the trainer, not your teammates
Baby Oil and Vaseline have no analgesic properties and trainer is not authorized to apply these to pulled groins
Pain medication must be distributed by the trainer
Rohypnol is not approved for sore muscles
The following nicknames are inappropriate:
Honey
Sugar
Baby
Boo
Ass slapping is discouraged but if you must do so, fingers must be kept straight
Insertion of fingers during said ass slapping is inappropriate
Sagging of pants is punishable by fine
Sagging of pants while not wearing underwear is punishable by suspension
Vomiting may not be performed while in the nude
Personally, I couldn't care less if RJ is gay or not. Picture's funny as , though.
But I think it would be naive to believe it doesn't matter if RJ is gay or not. That might be true if he was an artist or living in a very tolerant environment, but sports is most certainly no such environment. I'm pretty sure it would matter a lot to many people (fans as well as players).
By the way, the shorts seem somewhat explainable. It looks as they're hanging out at the beach or something. I don't know about some of the other things mentioned here, though.
Is that a man purse in the lower left hand corner? Just sayin.
It looks like he uses lady scented bodywashes
Did anyone notice the balloons and possible pleasure swing hanging from the ceiling?
It's the middle of August, that's why. This would have been news regardless of the time of year, but it's especially newsworthy in August. And on top of that, even in the event that they're not all gay (which I find extremely difficult to believe, but others disagree), they look ridiculous.
Does anyone really care if he's gay? Probably not. I haven't seen anything malicious or mean spirited from what I've read in this thread, people are just having fun with it. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaking of people having fun with it, cantthinkofanything ought to be given a Spur for his contribution to this thread. That one post in particular where he describes the photo should be enough.
She could be his ing gerbil breeder for all I care.
Sooooooo.........
Lets say she's not his woman. That proves conclusively that he's gay right?
That kind of logic went out in 5th grade.
I do think he's taking the whole "Bros before Hoes" thing to another level though. Definitely a metrosexual bunch here.
I don't think any "real" gay dudes would be caught dead in those clothes.
I don't know about that. 6 gay dudes on vacation at a beach location. What do you think they would wear?
EDIT- Is that luke walton next to him?
Do you know any straight guys that would be caught dead wearing lavender underwear or shorts?
Maybe it's a Lakers thing?
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