Never been to Texas....

[clambake]

First off stupid, all those giels working the bars were coming up to you, ok dummy? And if you turned them down they got pissed off.

Dude, do you know anything about anything?

Ya walk into the bar and here thwey come....buy me drink buy me drink. They were using us ya dumb .

oh, you were in fear?

[Avante]

oh, you were in fear?

Why do I even bother with you, oh yeah.....YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND~~~~~~~

Dude, I have never seen a worst case of Avanteitist than what you are infested with.

[clambake]

what....you don't want to talk about it?

[Avante]

what....you don't want to talk about it?

No problem.

I was a kid 19-22 in the US Navy. We pull into Subic Bay Phillipines. Just outside the naval base is Olongapo City. Here comes LIBERTY CALL. So there ya go, across the bridge for a night of drinking/partying.

You walk into the bar and they are like locusts....BUY ME DRINK, so ya pick out the one ya want and buy her a drink. After an hour the gang decides to move on. So ya say goodbye ( she is begging your $$$$$ to stay).

You do a little bar hopping, ya want to see the city. Around midnight ya start getting serious about finding Miss Tonight. Nobody over there is the least bit concerned with age, that is a total/complete/100% non factor.

You will finally find her and she will be the one to...."we go y sucky, short time or long time babysan?" So ya take her to the hotel of her choice, and have your fun. No way in anyone is....how old are you? Knowing they'd lie anyway. Dude.....NOBODY CARED....ok stupid?

Me being a big guy I was attracted to full grown women with experience, ok stupid?

[clambake]

wow

[Avante]

wow

What would you have done in my spot? You do like pussy, right?

[clambake]

wow

[Avante]

wow

Answer the question.


There ya are 19=22 years old walking into a bar in a foreign country with girls all around you begging you to buy them a drink. So what would you do?

[clambake]

wow

[Avante]

wow

So ya just wanna talk about Avante, right? Starting right now let's talk about you or we don't talk at all, got it?

Now either answer my question or we are done.

clambake (Norm) walks into a bar in Olongapo City, ok stupid what now?

[clambake]

i walk in and rescue children.

[Avante]

i walk in and rescue children.

Ok, how do you do that and be specific. Elaporate on how that is done, love to see this.

[clambake]

i walk in and curb stomp the 6-2 275lbs of pedo.

[Avante]

i walk in and curb stomp the 6-2 275lbs of pedo.

Come on guy ya said you would rescue the children, ok dude, how ya going to do that? Come on ya little , how ya going to do that, well?

Cool the sily and answer the question, ok?

[clambake]

no pedo would dare stand up to me. they'd be trampling on your crushed skull in an effort to escape.

[Avante]

no pedo would dare stand up to me. they'd be trampling on your crushed skull in an effort to escape.

Dude, you are going to rescue the children, right? Ok, tell me Norm, how is that done? Come on ya little , stop with your silly bull and answer the question. How are you going to rescue the children?

Norm, until ya answer that question I will be ignoring everything else your dumb ass says, got it?

So what are you going to be doing to rescue the children, well?

[clambake]

i laid it out for you. I'm a very deliberate pedo stomper.

[clambake]

it would be an E.L.E. for pedo's.

[Avante]

Poor little guy. (guy follows me everywhere I go, he really has it that bad)


Ok moving on from trolling dummies.


Found this yesterday.

[Avante]

Camera pans in on four big black guys all dressed up.... black, gold everywhere, ya can feel the streets, the..black. They leave the bar with waves to all the hotties, they low five the bouncer.

So there they sit in a long black cadillac. Biggest cat in the back seat lights up a joint as they pull away from the curb. Cat riding shotgun...

Cat riding shotgun....how bout some sounds dawg?
Driver (gold teeth a shining)....cool~~~



So there they go cruising down the drag, four big black dudes singing along with old Hank.

Ha~~~~~~~~~~~~

[clambake]

i thought you were going away for a month?

[Avante]

i thought you were going away for a month?

Stupid, where did I say that at, show me?

You cannot be this dumb.

[Avante]

Albert Collins, Freddie King and the great Mance Lipscomb, Texas blues at it's best.












Now that's music little people, none of this stupid/idiotic .... THE POLICE...bull .

[Avante]

Tupac wouldn't make a zit on this guys ass.





Texas blues.

[Avante]

It just hit me, if you don't know about music and are 14-18, ok ok Tupac might work.