OT: USA USA USA!

[Reck]

And americans can't win in the Formula 1, because their pilots only can turn left.

Yet when they try to drive the stock cars they cant do it because they cant cut it.

Dario Franchitti, Juan Pablo Montoya, Jacgues Villanueve (Argueably the worst stock car driver, ever to try) and currently Danica Patrick all tried and failed misserably at it.

[Clipper Nation]

That's why they invent a sport and dominate while calling themselves "World Champions" to pump those fragile egos.

We're world champion of a ty sport that people outside the U.S. don't care about

why isn't football in the Olympics yet

Soccer players
Fat

[NASpurs]

Soccer players
Fat

ice soccer
no one cares about it, not even in the U.S.
average American couldn't name a single player

[Clipper Nation]

NFL
- Tiny talent pools. Every player is known by 16 years old
- Except for QB, very little skill instead based on athleticism and weight lifting. Why else are most players out of league by 30 years old
- Lack of skill allows gimmicky positions. How does Jeremy Bloom go from Skiing to NFL Professional

Soccer: With only 3 subs utes if you can't dribble, defend, attack (Well rounded athlete) etc you won't see the field. In the NFL gimmicky guys that do 1 single thing well get on the field and then are subs uted a play later

I know you think your Jeremy Bloom example is so clever, but he played high school and college football, tbh....

[Clipper Nation]

ice soccer
no one cares about it, not even in the U.S.
average American couldn't name a single player

Soccer players
Wouldn't last five seconds in an NHL rink
Pussies
Fat

[RD2191]

Soccer is the tiest sport on the planet. The entire game is a fluke. Do players even have control of the trajectory of the ball? They're ing 10 feet from the goal and end up launching it 20 feet in the air.

[Kool Bob Love]

If it wasn't for CN I wouldn't have known who won the nhl championship. I always wonder what his avy was.

[Kool Bob Love]

Soccer is the tiest sport on the planet. The entire game is a fluke. Do players even have control of the trajectory of the ball? They're ing 10 feet from the goal and end up launching it 20 feet in the air.

Nice take from the German French Italian Mexican African polan Asian poster.

ing of a mom couldn't keep her legs close? Goodness.

[NASpurs]

Soccer players
Wouldn't last five seconds in an NHL rink
Pussies
Fat

ballerinas with sticks
couldn't run 90 minutes on a soccer field
add boxing to the sport to wake people up
sliding on ice like s
should rename the sport s On Ice

[RD2191]

Soccer, is there even a game plan? Or just kick and run and see what happens?

[Clipper Nation]

If it wasn't for CN I wouldn't have known who won the nhl championship. I always wonder what his avy was.

I don't have to know who won the soccer championship, I can just guess " ty third-world country" or "pussified Euro country" and always be right....

[Clipper Nation]

ballerinas with sticks
couldn't run 90 minutes on a soccer field
add boxing to the sport to wake people up
sliding on ice like s
should rename the sport s On Ice

Your favorite sport features gy Europeans in short-shorts flopping all over the place, 'nuff said

[NASpurs]

Your favorite sport features gy Europeans in short-shorts flopping all over the place, 'nuff said

Short shorts? Shows you're pulling out of your ass now; it's not the 80s like they used to in basketball. The shorts are almost knee length.

[Kawhi]

Your favorite sport features gy Europeans in short-shorts flopping all over the place, 'nuff said

Sounds similar to flop city & LeFlop

[RD2191]

[Clipper Nation]

Sounds similar to flop city & LeFlop

Sounds like Manu and Splitter, tbh....

[NASpurs]

Sounds similar to flop city & LeFlop

There's a flop button on NBA 2K 14, I just spam the circle button when I'm playing as the Clippers.

[Kawhi]

Sounds like Manu and Splitter, tbh....

So what? You're the one complaining about soccer players flopping when your favorite team & player do the same

[DAF86]

Soccer, is there even a game plan? Or just kick and run and see what happens?

'till today you were all over the soccer forum and now you're doing this? Have some ing dignity.

[Kawhi]

There's a flop button on NBA 2K 14, I just spam the circle button when I'm playing as the Clippers.

[Clipper Nation]

There's a flop button on NBA 2K 14, I just spam the circle button when I'm playing as the Clippers.

I can see why a soccer fan would enjoy flopping, tbh

lol third-world kickball
lol fat Euros in short-shorts

[NASpurs]

I'm out of this thread. Gets boring owning Clipper Nation again.

[Kool Bob Love]

Sounds like Manu and Splitter, tbh....

More rings than all of your fav teams. Plus you don't even get to keep the hockey trophy. You really are 0 for life.

[Blake]

I don't see much difference between soccer and ice soccer, tbh.

Get rid of the goalies and we might have something worth watching.

[Clipper Nation]

More rings than all of your fav teams. Plus you don't even get to keep the hockey trophy. You really are 0 for life.

Sorry son, but the Kangs are engraved twice on the Stanley Cup forever