Porker Looking Like Parker Again, Tbh

[Mikeanaro]

I wholeheartedly disagree.

You are hurting my hero MVPorker you are all ugly and will never dribble like him, I dont have any stat to help me but who cares MVPorker is the best since MJ, Manu and Duncan sucks they ruined our chances to repeat MVPorker is back you are all below 4 foot and I hate you.

[Yuixafun]

Unfortunately, the one game of the series I was unable to see. Hopefully, someone posts a link of the game at some point.

Man I was driving to a friends' house to watch the Pacquiao fight while tracking the game on my phone, but the last 6 or so minutes was getting intense, I needed to see it live, so I racked my brain for the closest Sportsbar I could think of, which was Roxy's across from Ingram.

On the drive we had been pulling away, but when I arrived the lead was gone. Game was so back and forth down the stretch, but there was some phantom call on Duncan that gave the Clippers free throws. Some other bull play for an easy basket for Clips. They lead by 2. Then Duncan gets a makeup call, but he has to hit both free throws..... And he does! I was so happy, cuz if he missed that was game over and Duncan ends his career like that I couldn't stomache it.

But then next play is the damn Chris Paul game winner banker, over Duncan but he defended it so well. Spurs get one last play.

Just as the play starts to run, the buzzer goes off inadvertently (yea right its Clippers home court) and they see our hand. Spurs run the same play and Kw is greeted by Barnes at the rim. So cheap man.

Only thing that didn't make it an absolute bummer was that all 3 bartenders were hot little pe e latinas and there were some white hip hop ed hardy type chicks to commiserate with.

I wanted to punch the guy left of me... Cuz he was a fake Spurs fan, during the close he was saying the pc things, but he when Spurs lost he wasn't even upset, more like a restrained giddyness. He had this medallion coin thingie that he had one way, and when the Spurs came back to tie it up, I saw him flip it lol

[SASdynasty!]

So vital that in '14 they won the West w/o him and clinched a le with him shooting 0-11 the first three quarters. Or won a game without him last year vs LA and in general just looked so much better without him on the court.

This myth that the Spurs need him is BS. They just need him to stay the out of the way.

Lol, they won the west without him. Wow. You mean they won one game where he missed the second half? Lol, won the west without him. Hahahaha.

Just so I have everything straight:

-If we win a game where Parker plays bad (you referenced the 0-11 start game), then we don't need him.
-If we lose a game where Parker plays bad, then it was his fault.
-If we win a game where Parker plays good, it was just one game.
-If we lose a game where Parker plays good, then his hero ball killed the team game.

I just want to make sure I have all the bases covered.

[Agloco]

Sorry to disappoint you. I dont like him and wont change my mind even his good plays hurts the team thats a fact he thinks he is a 6´2¨MJ what a pendejo.

If Parker is playing good that only means he's going to make play with his dribble dribble system...never a good thing.

But player fans would rather see parker dribble dribble as opposed to team play.

Wouldn't mind seeing him rest the whole season, IMO.

THE ROAD TO 6 involved an injury to FAT POS.

That was the road to 5, IMO.

Stupid personified.

[TheGreatYacht]

You are... my hero MVParker... MVParker is the best since MJ.

He's married, .

[SASdynasty!]

He led the team in scoring and assists during the playoffs. False narrative is false.

The guy can't even list a full game for his Parker critiques. He literally picks one half of one and 3 quarters of another. Hahahahahaha!

[Mikeanaro]

He's married, .

I know he is married and I know he is bisexual too, thats the kind of people you admire?
Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.
Tony Parker

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...LqudZhHRYWh.99

[Mikeanaro]

Stupid personified.

Wow you must be such an advanced mind

[Axegrinder]

You are hurting my hero MVPorker you are all ugly and will never dribble like him, I dont have any stat to help me but who cares MVPorker is the best since MJ, Manu and Duncan sucks they ruined our chances to repeat MVPorker is back you are all below 4 foot and I hate you.

Troll catchin feels..she mad

[Mikeanaro]

Troll catchin feels..she mad

Mmm, she? You are going to much to the sexual side lately like Joe ¨GritByatch¨... that says you dont really have a sex life or maybe you like man or you have a crush on MVPorker and will do everything you can to kill like a passionate to everyone who insults him.

[Axegrinder]

Mmm, she? You are going to much to the sexual side lately like Joe ¨GritByatch¨... that says you dont really have a sex life or maybe you like man or you have a crush on MVPorker and will do everything you can to kill like a passionate to everyone who insults him.

So mad that shes losing her grasp of english..try again gy5

[Mikeanaro]

So mad that shes losing her grasp of english..try again gy5

Im not losing my english since Im from Argentina there is no need to write perfect english as long as there are no ebonics involved grinder
Dumb country boy cant even speak 2 spanish words in a row and evaded the passionate part .

[T_L_P]

Parker was in way better shape than everyone on this board when they were calling him Porker (and pretty much everyone in those Tweets). Now it's not even funny.

This was Tony in 2013:



He was even more out of it last season. I think it's safe to say that he wasn't in better shape than everyone on this board.

[Mikeanaro]

This was Tony in 2013:



He was even more out of it last season. I think it's safe to say that he wasn't in better shape than everyone on this board.

Agreed but saying that hurts Porker s feelings.

[Axegrinder]

Im not losing my english since Im from Argentina there is no need to write perfect english as long as there are no ebonics involved grinder
Dumb country boy cant even speak 2 spanish words in a row and evaded the passionate part .

2 smilies= definitely mad

[Mikeanaro]

He wasnt fat, we were all idiots...

[Mikeanaro]

2 smilies= definitely mad

No denial, evade evade hey look one more smilie cyrus

[Axegrinder]

No denial, evade evade hey look one more smilie cyrus

Ubermad..and obvious gay infatuation

[FkLA]

Lol, they won the west without him. Wow. You mean they won one game where he missed the second half? Lol, won the west without him. Hahahaha.

Just so I have everything straight:

-If we win a game where Parker plays bad (you referenced the 0-11 start game), then we don't need him.
-If we lose a game where Parker plays bad, then it was his fault.
-If we win a game where Parker plays good, it was just one game.
-If we lose a game where Parker plays good, then his hero ball killed the team game.

I just want to make sure I have all the bases covered.

They just need him to get out of the way. Either by faking injuries and quitting at halftime or by 'trusting his teammates'. When he's chucking and only connecting on 30% of those shots + he's killing the offense with his dribble dribble dribble he's not getting out of the way.

[Mikeanaro]

Ubermad..and obvious gay infatuation

You were the one talking about shes, and now it seems like you never said a thing, good boy... knows when to throw the towel.

[Axegrinder]

You were the one talking about shes, and now it seems like you never said a thing, good boy... knows when to throw the towel.

Keep up dip ..I addressed you as female not gay..but while on the subject you are so obsessed with gayness that you have it below your name. But keep furiously pounding at that internet cafe keyboard senorita...let the anger flow

[Mikeanaro]

Keep up dip ..I addressed you as female not gay..but while on the subject you are so obsessed with gayness that you have it below your name. But keep furiously pounding at that internet cafe keyboard senorita...let the anger flow

How she is not gay? uh girl?

[Agloco]

Accept a role, great..Don't, we wish you injury Mr Parker.

Pretty dumb thing to say tbh. But then again that's par for the course from you and the short bus krew.

[poeticism707]

About 5 years too late.

But happy for TP and the Spurs that he decided to get it in gear.

[SnakeBoy]

A fit and healthy Parker doesn't need to "just facilitate". Paint is going to be wide open for him with the stacked roster we got.