elpimpo's new home

[polandprzem]

At first I though he had just some weeed....

[Clandestino]

I just got a COLLECT CALL from El Pimpo... this is a just of what he said:

You know it's hard out here for an elpimpo (you ain't knowin)
When i tryin to get da money for da rent (you ain't knowin)
For the Caddies and glock money spent (you ain't knowin)
[1] Because a whole lot of es like mookie talkin (you ain't knowin)
[2] Will have a whole lot of es talkin (you ain't knowin)

[Djay]
In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets of victoria
Gotta couple hoes(cbf and mookie) workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Clandestino on game night
Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's ed up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' an elpimpo
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah

[Chorus]

[Djay]
Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Spurstalkers hatin on me cause I got 10-18
But I gotta stay paid, gotta stay above water
Couldn't keep up with my hoes, that's when got harder
North Victoria where I'm from, I'm 7th Street bound
Where z all the time end up lost and never found
Man these girls think we prove thangs, leave a big head
They come hopin every night, they don't end up bein dead
Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too
You pay the right price and they'll both do you
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin
Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women, yeah

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just got a COLLECT CALL from El Pimpo... this is a just of what he said:

You know it's hard out here for an elpimpo (you ain't knowin)
When i tryin to get da money for da rent (you ain't knowin)
For the Caddies and glock money spent (you ain't knowin)
[1] Because a whole lot of es like mookie talkin (you ain't knowin)
[2] Will have a whole lot of es talkin (you ain't knowin)

[Djay]
In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets of victoria
Gotta couple hoes(cbf and mookie) workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Clandestino on game night
Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's ed up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' an elpimpo
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah

[Chorus]

[Djay]
Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Spurstalkers hatin on me cause I got 10-18
But I gotta stay paid, gotta stay above water
Couldn't keep up with my hoes, that's when got harder
North Victoria where I'm from, I'm 7th Street bound
Where z all the time end up lost and never found
Man these girls think we prove thangs, leave a big head
They come hopin every night, they don't end up bein dead
Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too
You pay the right price and they'll both do you
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin
Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women, yeah

Give him the Oscar.

[ShoogarBear]

[tlongII]

Why does elpimpo need to carry two loaded glocks around in his car anyway?

Can I have Rita's phone number?

[SpursWoman]

Can I have Rita's phone number?

[chode_regulator]

thats ed up, the only thing pimpo needs protection from is narcolepsy

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha ha

*takes a deep breath*


bbbbwwwwwwwwwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh aa



its funny bc its true

elpimpo is infamous for everytime he or or even just he always ALWAYS falls asleep

thats quite possibly teh funniest post of the year.

oh btw sucks about ep4cc

[lil'mo]

Why does elpimpo need to carry two loaded glocks around in his car anyway?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO VICTORIA TX!?!?
...i didnt think so
you'd be crazy NOT to drive around with loaded glocs in your car

[chode_regulator]

when i lived there i always drove around wtih a sawed off. little extreme i guess but you never know.
people dont give victoria the props it deserves.

[1369]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO VICTORIA TX!?!?
...i didnt think so
you'd be crazy NOT to drive around with loaded glocs in your car

I used to live in Victoria from 95-98 and also lived on the corner of Navarro and Stayton.

I never felt the need to ride through town with a loaded gun.

[chode_regulator]

must not have beenhanging aroudn with the right crowd

[chode_regulator]

and i lived there for over 18 yrs. i'd say around late 99 early 00 is when t hings got real out of hand

[1369]

Probably not. Beings that I'm construstion trash, I spent most of my time in the plant.

Or at the Brown Bag

Or Maximus

[chode_regulator]

lolol
the bag is moderately cool. sad that thats teh best v town has to offer
maximus? how was that place back in the day?

[1369]

lolol
the bag is moderately cool. sad that thats teh best v town has to offer
maximus? how was that place back in the day?

Probably the same way it is today.

[thispego]

Why does elpimpo need to carry two loaded glocks around in his car anyway?

I used to live in Victoria from 95-98 and also lived on the corner of Navarro and Stayton.

I never felt the need to ride through town with a loaded gun.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO VICTORIA TX!?!?
...i didnt think so
you'd be crazy NOT to drive around with loaded glocs in your car

[thispego]

Probably the same way it is today.

Minimus leaves alot to be desired....

[1369]

Minimus leaves alot to be desired....

Trust me, back when they didn't have enough coin to bring in "outside" talent, it left a lot more.

[thispego]

ever catch the one-legged strippers ping pong-show?


















me neither :vomit

[ObiwanGinobili]

I used to live in Victoria from 95-98 and also lived on the corner of Navarro and Stayton.

I never felt the need to ride through town with a loaded gun.

holy crap dude.
you were my friggin neighbor.
well kinda.
we lived on the corner of DeLeon & Commercial - right across fro mthe train & windmill.
Also our cousin lived right next to you on the corner of Stayon & the train track.

also , riding around town in my 1986 Chevy shortbed I almost always had a rifle or 2 slung across the gun rack in the back window.
made a girl feel safer since every kicker in the world feels it;s his duty to hoot & hollar at a chick in a truck in the summer with no a/c.

and i lived there for over 18 yrs. i'd say around late 99 early 00 is when t hings got real out of hand

I'm going ot have to agree with this just based on the sheer # of realtives we had get arrested or deported.
What made the whole situation a bit stranger tho is that we have a couple good friends who happen to be Feds in v-town (mookie if you call me a narc i'll ign kill you) anyway we all worked out at the same Gym - body of Fitness on navarro behind church's chicken - that at the tiem was owned by a police officer friend of ours (he;s since sold it to another friend).
So we are at the gym at lunch ( emo worked at Atzenhoffer so it was right across the street) adn the two Feds come in and take us aside adn are like...
"hey we don;t want this to be weird or anythgin but we wanted to let you know that we took down Junior this morning (my hubbies uncle) and it looks like he;s going away for another 30" Talk about awkward.
also in '98 there seemed to be a whole slew of teen suicides.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Minimus leaves alot to be desired....

I knew this one chick who went to work there.... she was 21 had 3 kids & one was a c-section.....apparnetly she was the best they'd seen in awhile casue she was rolling in the $$ .. she came into Tejas one night and left me a $30 tip.

[thispego]

holy crap dude.
you were my friggin neighbor.
well kinda.
we lived on the corner of DeLeon & Commercial - right across fro mthe train & windmill.
Also our cousin lived right next to you on the corner of Stayon & the train track.

also , riding around town in my 1986 Chevy shortbed I almost always had a rifle or 2 slung across the gun rack in the back window.
made a girl feel safer since every kicker in the world feels it;s his duty to hoot & hollar at a chick in a truck in the summer with no a/c.


I'm going ot have to agree with this just based on the sheer # of realtives we had get arrested or deported.
What made the whole situation a bit stranger tho is that we have a couple good friends who happen to be Feds in v-town (mookie if you call me a narc i'll ign kill you) anyway we all worked out at the same Gym - body of Fitness on navarro behind church's chicken - that at the tiem was owned by a police officer friend of ours (he;s since sold it to another friend).
So we are at the gym at lunch ( emo worked at Atzenhoffer so it was right across the street) adn the two Feds come in and take us aside adn are like...
"hey we don;t want this to be weird or anythgin but we wanted to let you know that we took down Junior this morning (my hubbies uncle) and it looks like he;s going away for another 30" Talk about awkward.
also in '98 there seemed to be a whole slew of teen suicides.

yeah, that was a stretch of about 3 years or so, it was really weird, it was like a trend that someone started

[thispego]

I knew this one chick who went to work there.... she was 21 had 3 kids & one was a c-section.....apparnetly she was the best they'd seen in awhile casue she was rolling in the $$ .. she came into Tejas one night and left me a $30 tip.

hahahahaha, yeah that's all i want when i go to a strip club, a big ass birthing scar in my face

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah, that was a stretch of about 3 years or so, it was really weird, it was like a trend that someone started

it was very disheartening... maybe they just felt liek they would never get out of that hole?
I will say that V-town is like a giant vacuum - almost everyone who leaves ends up coming back. like they are teathered.

[ObiwanGinobili]

hahahahaha, yeah that's all i want when i go to a strip club, a big ass birthing scar in my face

a few times after work we (me & the tejas folks) would go over there for s and giggles.... we got thrown out for rude behavior. I remeber a comment about "yeah baby.. shake those stretch marks. oh yeah.. rub your butt dimples!"