Please Don't Ban Me's Random (Sincere?) Thoughts

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

You are white.

Stupid is color blind.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

When is this fool going to be banned?

Never. Kori loves me.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Theatre Nachos:

Wow. This is the 2nd time now I've had some serious gas and then porcelain god eruptions after eating nachos at the theatre. Anybody else have this problem? Ooooo weeee.

[Sunshine]

*bump*

[angel_luv]

Why?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

*bump*

Couldn't resist, could you?

[Sunshine]

Why?

Because someone said (in the whowouldyouhavesexwith thread) that someone would bump it soon.

So I figured...why not!

[angel_luv]

Because someone said (in the whowouldyouhavesexwith thread) that someone would bump it soon.

So I figured...why not!

[Sunshine]

Couldn't resist, could you?

I can rarely resist.

[ShoogarBear]

[Shelly]

Why?

Why did I just read this thread?

[angel_luv]

You read the whole thing???

[Shelly]

Some posts

I just read some of them and that will be a few minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[angel_luv]

My condolences

[ShoogarBear]

On the positive side, you learned a snazzy new way to post.

[Shelly]

On the positive side, you learned a snazzy new way to post.

The is supposed to be underlined, but it didn't work, so imagine that it is.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Greetings from my motherland, Pakistan. ;p

[jman3000]

cool beans... what city?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

cool beans... what city?

Lahore.

Was quite the month. Everythings dirt cheap there. A cab anywhere in town is no more than $1.50. A bottle of coke is like $.20. A haircut is a little over a $1. My flight was delayed on the way back in New York and no joke...I think in about 24 hours I spent more in NY than I did in a month in Pakistan.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Lahore.

Was quite the month. Everythings dirt cheap there. A cab anywhere in town is no more than $1.50. A bottle of coke is like $.20. A haircut is a little over a $1. My flight was delayed on the way back in New York and no joke...I think in about 24 hours I spent more in NY than I did in a month in Pakistan.

hows the punanis over there?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

hows the punanis over there?

No comment, only 'punanis' I'm focusing on is the one I just got engaged too.

[timvp]

No comment, only 'punanis' I'm focusing on is the one I just got engaged too.

How much did that cost?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

How much did that cost?

Other than a ring and a lifetime of parking my car in the same garage? Not much, I suppose.

[timvp]

Other than a ring and a lifetime of parking my car in the same garage? Not much, I suppose.

Props.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Funny story:

Well, not sure if it's funny but it's a story nonetheless. On my way back in the states I flew threw JFK (New York). The security there's pretty tight. I had to take off my shoes, belt, coat...and then on top of that I was 'randomly' selected for the special pat down.

So I get through it all, get on the flight, and as I look through my coat pocket I pull out a bunch of stuff in the middle of which is a box of matches. At this point the planes already taken off and I'm not about to make it known I have matches on a plane...but that has to make you wonder about these 'security measures'.