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[Squid]

Is Gwar's most recent called Diarrhea of a Madman?

[Squid]

God Dammit!!!!!

Don't!!!

Give!!!

UP!!!

[RashoFan]

I hate getting woken up from a great nap...now I can't go back to sleep...

[MannyIsGod]

I'm going to go see the Texans lose to the Redskins.

New Manny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EVERYONE

[Melmart1]

My first NFL game was last year the Hawks vs. Saints. My second will likely be this year, I should know by this weekend. Keep yer stubby messican fingers crossed for me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What's the difference in the New Manny?

[MannyIsGod]

Nothing really, cause I've always been better than the rest of you es.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm in a corner endzone section at Reliant, row 13 from the field. 30 bucks per ticket. Woo.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm in a corner endzone section at Reliant, row 13 from the field. 30 bucks per ticket. Woo.

It shouldn't be hard to find you with all the empty seats around.

[MannyIsGod]

It shouldn't be hard to find you with all the empty seats around.

So true.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm going to my first NFL game es. I'm excited.

You're an NFL virgin? I guess we should be gentle with you.

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah man, first game. So they better ing win or I will run onto the field and kick Brunells ass.

[kingsfan]

My first NFL game was last year the Hawks vs. Saints. My second will likely be this year, I should know by this weekend. Keep yer stubby messican fingers crossed for me.

Do the Hawks play better football than they do bball? Maybe they should switch leagues

[tlongII]

Do the Hawks play better football than they do bball? Maybe they should switch leagues

I think she meant Falcons which is a "hawk" species after all.

[ashbeeigh]

Do the Hawks play better football than they do bball? Maybe they should switch leagues

Do you think she meant Seahawks?

[ashbeeigh]

wait, that is a team right? I swear it. . No sleep. I'm laughing at my self...outloud.

[sa_butta]

Do you think she meant Seahawks?

She probably meant Falcons, because the Saints played the Falcons last year in San Antonio. They did not play the Seahawks last year.

[batman2883]

ha ha haa ha here guys its the cowbell clip from snl with will ferrell and christopher walken
http://www.theiversens.com/downloads...wbell_skit.mp3

[ORION]

don't piss on my head and tell me its raining

[1369]

Beer Vs. Vagina

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal cir stances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One
point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

[ashbeeigh]

She probably meant Falcons, because the Saints played the Falcons last year in San Antonio. They did not play the Seahawks last year.

Ahh, you are correct. I was like "There are hawks in the nfl right? I'm not being a complete dumbass am I?" But if it was while they were here...

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm thinking about investing in a PSP.

[BeerIsGood!]

I'm thinking about investing in a PSP.

Don't... the controls suck so bad it's almost impossible to play any 3D game. I bought one in March and traded it in for credit towards my 360 a month later. I took a 100 dollar loss on it, but even that was better than keeping it. Besides, they stopped making movies in the UMD.

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't... the controls suck so bad it's almost impossible to play any 3D game. I bought one in March and traded it in for credit towards my 360 a month later. I took a 100 dollar loss on it, but even that was better than keeping it. Besides, they stopped making movies in the UMD.

I don't care about the movies. A dude I work with has one and I've played it. The little analog stick sucks balls. I ended up using the control pad more.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just don't know if the games coming out for it will be good. I just don't know. I feel so confused. This is one of the biggest life decisions I've had to make in years.