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    There's few movies out there that have as many awesomely bad quotes as The Fast And The Furious. So many funny ass groaners in that turd.

    "Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."

    "I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bull . For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."

    "Oh ! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!"

    "So check it out, it's like this - If I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the respect!"

    "You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Corona."

    "If you want time, buy the magazine!"

    "Bull asshole, no one likes the tuna here!"

    "I owe you a ten-second car."

    So I guess it's safe to say that you didn't like that movie...

    I liked the Tuna line, but what else would you expect from a Paul Walker flick...

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    "Warden Norton"/Bob Gunton:

    "Tommy, we've got a situation here.
    I think you can appreciate that."

    ---

    "Tommy"/Gil Bellows:

    "Yes sir, I sure can."

    ---

    "Warden:"

    "I tell you, son, this really came
    along and knocked my wind out. It's
    got me up nights, that's the truth.
    The right decision. Sometimes it's
    hard to figure out what that is.
    You understand?

    Think hard, Tommy. If I'm gonna
    move on this, there can't be the
    least little shred of doubt. I have
    to know if you what you told
    Dufresne was the truth."

    ---

    "Tommy:"

    "Yes sir. Absolutely."

    ---

    "Warden:"

    "Would you be willing to swear before
    a judge and jury...having placed
    your hand on the Good Book and taken
    an oath before Almighty God Himself?"

    ---

    "Tommy:"

    "Just gimme that chance."

    ---

    "Warden:"

    "That's what I thought."
    ---------
    -The Shawshank Redemption- (1994)

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    -At Close Range- (1986)

    ---------

    Walken & Penn's brother Chris:

    Brad Whitewood Sr.: "Ever been out west, Tommy?"

    Tommy Whitewood: "No."

    Brad Whitewood Sr.: "Ever heard a coyote?"

    Tommy Whitewood: "No."

    Brad Whitewood Sr.: "They make this sound like 'woo, woo, woo!' Coyote gets in heat. First thing she does, she take care of the males. Then she heads toward town. All the neighborhood dogs, they smell her. They go crazy. They follow her. She lures them out on to the desert. Coyote get dog out there... alone. All the other coyote come along, they circle 'round... they kill that dog, eat it. Tommy, if you go in front of that grand jury, what will you say?"

    Tommy Whitewood: "Nothing."
    [cries]

    Tommy Whitewood: "Dad..."

    Brad Whitewood Sr.: "LIAR!"
    [he shoots him]

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    -300- (2006)

    King Leonidas: "You there. Ephialtes. May you live forever."

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    -The Searchers- (1956)

    [Canyon Scene/"Lucy"

    LATE AFTERNOON

    The three riders come to where the trail they have been
    following forks...the main horse print track leading ahead,
    a lesser track heading for a narrow gap between two buttes.

    MARTIN:
    "Four of 'em cut out here...Why?"

    Ethan thinks he knows why. His face is bleak. But he tries
    to be casual.

    ETHAN:
    "I'll take a look...You keep after the others..."

    He turns his mount toward the gap.

    MARTIN:
    (eagerly)
    "You want us to fire a shot if..."

    ETHAN:
    (disgustedly)
    "No...nor build bonfires...nor beat drums neither. I'll meet you on the far side. Move!"

    Ethan's serape---"Johnny Reb coat" is tied behind his saddle.

    ---------

    NEAR BUTTE - TWILIGHT

    Ethan turns, almost startled, as the two youths ride in.

    His serape is no longer behind his saddle.]

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    -Cape Fear- 1962

    "Max Cady" - "She married a plumber. They wound up with a litter of kids, my own kid doesn't even know me. So, when I got out, I went to visit her.

    The plumber was off plumbin' someplace and the kids were all in school. She picked up a poker and tried to hit me over the head with it.

    And I took it away from her and calmed her down and she crawled in the corner. And I took her to a little spot about 50 miles down the road. That night, I made her call up the plumber and tell him she was taking a little vacation from him and the kids. Then I made her sit down and write me a love note. Asking me to invite her on a second honeymoon. She dated it and signed it. Made her write a lotta dirty words. Then I occupied her time for three days.

    Beginning to get the picture, counselor?"

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