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[tlongII]

anyone wanna donate spurs tickets to batman for being alive still?

Not until you give us the real story!

[batman2883]

dont you remember when you told me you loved me baby

[batman2883]

ever fallen in love with a married woman before?

[ORION]

ever fallen in love with a married woman before?

lets not bring your mom into this

[CuckingFunt]

Me = sleepy.

I don't know how I could possibly be so sleepy after all the rest I've gotten lately.

[ORION]

Me = sleepy.

I don't know how I could possibly be so sleepy after all the rest I've gotten lately.

do some jumping jacks

[CuckingFunt]

do some jumping jacks

I don't think that would be very smart.

[ORION]

I don't think that would be very smart.

or could be very smart .........and as Shake and Carl always say " Exercise is for women"

[Mister Sinister]

Oh yeah. My wireless works again!

[ORION]

Oh yeah. My wireless works again!

your wireless remote control helicopter

[Mister Sinister]

your wireless remote control helicopter

Yes....yes, that is exactly what I meant.

[ORION]

Yes....yes, that is exactly what I meant.

man those are kick ass. walmart has bunches of those. where were those toys when I was a kid

[ORION]

I always slipped on someones piss in the restroom
I would have been so mad if I fell on piss. I would rather say I peed on myself than slip into someone elses piss

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What if you slipped in your own piss?

[ORION]

What if you slipped in your own piss?

I'd still lie and say I peed on myself and I'd make it sound good too. something like this ....... some guy guy just tried to rob me in the restroom and I defended myself with the only weapon I was holding ......poor guy I hope he comes out of his coma soon

[peewee's lovechild]

What if you slipped in your own piss?

More importantly, what if he slipped on batman's ??

[ORION]

More importantly, what if he slipped on batman's ??

that's impossible unless I was standing on your face

[jman3000]

you were right JB... san antonio is @ dallas.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is it just me or does the visual of some mugger getting beaten to within an inch of his life by his victim's just hilarity defined?

[ORION]

Is it just me or does the visual of some mugger getting beaten to within an inch of his life by his victim's just hilarity defined?

I have pending manslaughter charges and I cannot speak about it

[jman3000]

Is it just me or does the visual of some mugger getting beaten to within an inch of his life by his victim's just hilarity defined?

i try not to envision s too much... whether they be used as weapons or otherwise...just a general rule.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man-slaughter, indeed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i try not to envision s too much... whether they be used as weapons or otherwise...just a general rule.

I'm secure enough with my heterosexuality that I can distinguish a being used for fighting evil versus gaining sexual pleasure from one.

[peewee's lovechild]

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o.

[ORION]

I'm secure enough with my heterosexuality that I can distinguish a being used for fighting evil versus gaining sexual pleasure from one.

fighting evil. That sounds like the making of a new super hero. Blunt Force Man or us Rockus maybe Super Schlong