Umm, after you get in it, is there any water left?
I'm thinking of putting in one next year....by then I'll have one kid out of daycare and can afford to have someone take care of it.
They are waaaaaay too much maintenance for me, although the trade off, you can skinny-dip without fear of getting arrested.
Umm, after you get in it, is there any water left?
Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Woman:
"Sure you'll get your figure back. We'll just search 1985 to see where you left it."
"How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?"
"What's the big deal? If you can handle 'me' going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."
"Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, will ya?"
"Yo, fatass! You're blocking the TV!"
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson had a baby!"
"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
"Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
"Got milk?"
"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
"Are you retaining water? Like the Hoover Dam!"
not to mention:
" don't worry.. if we start saving now we can get your ta-ta's fixed in 2 years"
"no! that extra fat isa good thing! it makes you more 'mommy like' "
"your eating for 2 - not 5"
I don't know..... User has been eating those garlic pickles and putting away the ice cream like crazy ... and frequently one right after the other.
Should I stop by Walgreens on the way home?
I don't know..... User has been eating those garlic pickles and putting away the ice cream like crazy ... and frequently one right after the other.
Should I stop by Walgreens on the way home?
If he's pregnant then you've got more than 1 problem.
If he's pregnant then you've got more than 1 problem.
If he's pregnant then you've got more than 1 problem.
Well, besides the extra mouth to feed...I don't see much of one.
Whatever he's been fooling me with all of this time is pretty damned impressive.
I don't know what it is
but ObiWan finds it physically impossible to stop talking about being pregnant
even for 1 page
i dont know what it is
but i have no baby looking into my eyes
so i can't understand
She might be able to if she wanted.
Let's see how she does on page 89 . . .
I'll kindly refer you to post # 2279.
Well, besides the extra mouth to feed...I don't see much of one.
Whatever he's been fooling me with all of this time is pretty damned impressive.
well if it does turn out ot be a fake... make sure he gets a spare. Thats one part you'd hate to have break down at an inconvient time.....
I dont know what it is
but
one post
isn't one page
Cmon, if she's pushing something watermelon sized out of a hole thats lemon sized, then I think that gives her enough of a right to talk about it constantly.
i don;t know what it is ..
but i don't see how you missed ShoogarBear bringing it up in post #2279.
ACTUALLY.........
i just saw Life of David Gale last night... netflix rocks...... and all I can say is WOW!
who saw that ? I thought i had it figured out ... and then i was just sooo shocked. But not enough to cry so much like the girl in the movie.. damn. talk about water works.
I can't see much, actually.....I smashed my glasses in the trunk of my car. Fortunately I was able to move up my appointment to 4:30 today.
are you gonna drive there BLIND or do you at least have a pair of the crappy contacts available??I can't see much, actually.....I smashed my glasses in the trunk of my car. Fortunately I was able to move up my appointment to 4:30 today.
cause I need to know so I can alert all my frinds to get off the road.....
Point of Information . . .
I said nothing about your state of pregnancy.
I was commenting on your state of extreme Archimedic displacementicity.
^^ do you mean point of fact?
are you gonna drive there BLIND or do you at least have a pair of the crappy contacts available??
cause I need to know so I can alert all my frinds to get off the road.....
I had my last pair of smashed glasses in the glove compartment of my car ... they weren't quite as bad as these ones are...
I had my last pair of smashed glasses in the glove compartment of my car ... they weren't quite as bad as these ones are...
you are 1 dangerous lady!
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