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  1. #2226
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I am a , remember? I don't bust balls. So it won't be me.
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    I'm sure someone is going to come in here busting my balls about not being myself tonight but it's cool. As long as it's funny I don't mind. So have at it.
    No ball busting here.
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    I have tequila but I am not in the mood for Pepe Lopez. You gotta be really desperate to drink that crap.
    I've got a bunch of wine around here, but I have work in the morning ... so that's probably not a good idea. Sucks.

    No ball-busting, midge - I'll leave that to all the guys on the site that are jealous of your popularity.
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    I'm all out of alcohol in my house, but I mooched some Ketel One earlier tonight.
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  5. #2230
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I have never gotten into wine. I am more of a beer girl. Working in the morning sucks. Mornings suck, period.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Wine tastes like .
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    Mornings suck, period.
    I hate mornings. And, I think they pretty much hate me, too.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I don't even like grape Kool-Aid
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I need a drink. I have man troubles. Yes, the has man troubles. Blah!

    Also, my roommate must be deaf. He has the TV in his room on incredibly loud. He also thought my pecan pie scented candle I had burning in the kitchen today was blueberries. Deaf and no sense of smell.
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    I need a drink. I have man troubles. Yes, the has man troubles. Blah!
    I hate man troubles.

    But, woman troubles may be even worse. We're a kooky lot.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Women are more trouble. That's why you date men, and have sex with both.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Oh, and my client who was supposed to pay me today- paid me by e-check. Meaning that I have to wait till Thursday or Friday for the check to clear. Bas s!
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Oh, and my client who was supposed to pay me today- paid me by e-check. Meaning that I have to wait till Thursday or Friday for the check to clear. Bas s!
    That's what you get for working with Canadians. Canucks will screw you everytime!
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    I hate mornings. And, I think they pretty much hate me, too.
    Ditto. I'm sure that when I'm ancient and retired, though, and have nowhere to be in the mornings, I'll wake up early on my own

    Women are insane - I'm glad I'm mostly straight as I don't think I could handle a long-term relationship with a woman.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    "MOSTLY" straight? So does this mean I have a chance?
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    Women are more trouble. That's why you date men, and have sex with both.
    I'm too relationship oriented, it seems. I haven't had sex with anyone, male or female, without it turning into a relationship since I was a wild child in college.
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    Ditto. I'm sure that when I'm ancient and retired, though, and have nowhere to be in the mornings, I'll wake up early on my own

    Women are insane - I'm glad I'm mostly straight as I don't think I could handle a long-term relationship with a woman.

    Nice subliminal! Hopefully when I retire I could handover the job to you.
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    I'm down for some dirty PMs
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    Women are insane - I'm glad I'm mostly straight as I don't think I could handle a long-term relationship with a woman.
    I've just come to the conclusion that all people, regardless of gender, have an equal chance of being completely ing insane.
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    I've just come to the conclusion that all people, regardless of gender, have an equal chance of being completely ing insane.
    This is true, but I think women hold the bigger wild card with all the hormones. A woman can be sane one day, get a rush of estrogen from her cycle, and be nuts the next day. Men are a little more consistant.
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    This is true, but I think women hold the bigger wild card with all the hormones. A woman can be sane one day, get a rush of estrogen from her cycle, and be nuts the next day. Men are a little more consistant.
    Well, that's true.

    The single most insane person I've ever had to deal with in my life was a man, but he was pretty consistent in his craziness.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    They say that if women live together long enough, their cycles align. This is why lesbian relationships fail- they are both PMSing and on their period at the exact same time. No way that works.
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    Midge, my ! Where did you run off to?
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Bababouy!!
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    They say that if women live together long enough, their cycles align. This is why lesbian relationships fail- they are both PMSing and on their period at the exact same time. No way that works.
    I lived with a girl for six years and that was never an issue.

    In fact, our relationship was just perfect...

    right up until the day she showed up with a U-Haul, packed her stuff and fell off the map completely.



    Yeah. She was a little nutty.
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