Kick ass. Me love tequila shots.
Yea...should've been there when I saidThat's cool though, y'all got seats and enjoyed yourselves. Cool!
Kick ass. Me love tequila shots.
I love the way you think Mel.
I know where I would love to lick salt off of on SB's body. Midge is a lucky man.
I find that one to be more amusing.
Donkey king country was an overrated game
Donkey Kong III was the greatest Kong game ever.
Did you ever play donkey kong 64? With the Kong rap
Donkey
Tiny
Lanky
Diddy
Chunky
H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
* He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
[Break: 2 Measures, Monkey Yells](1)
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt! (2)
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
[Break: 1 Measure]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
She shrinks in size to suit her mood!
[Break: 2 Measures]
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
She floats in air and climbs up trees!
[Break: 2 Measures]
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!
[Break: 2 Measures]
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
[Break: 4 Measures]
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong...has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
[Break: 1 Measure]
In-flate himself just like a balloon
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here!
[Break: 2 Measures]
He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!
[Break: 2 Measures]
He can fly real high
with his jetpack on...
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune...
[Break: 1 Measure]
But, Kremlings beware
'cause he's out after you!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
(fading)
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K....
Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!
[Break: 2 Measures]
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy! Hehehe...
[Break: 2 Measures]
Come on Cranky!
Take it to the stage!
** Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut s s!
** REPEAT
Oh, yeah!
[Break: 4 Measures]
* REPEAT (and fading)
Nope. Never did. Now I'm sorry I missed it.
You needed that crappy ass plug in to play it so not many people did.
Is that the one with the bongo drums?
no, that was for the gamecube, think of this plug in like a video card. It was supposed to have better graphics, so you needed to shove it on your 64. to make it work
Oh I remember that. I think the Zelda game used that too.
The second one did yes, I never got into the second one but OOT kicked ass.
I don't have the patience to play Zelda games. They are long.
The only thing I remember about OOT is having to throw chickens in a fenced area.
ANd if you tried to kill the chickes they would attack you.
All chickens are bas s
@ sandra and vodka... anything over 3 large mixed drinks and she spews... be careful... very careful.
That was all within an hour and a half.
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