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  1. #2251
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    It takes me a good 2 months to get anything resembling a beard ... son of a .
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Damn.

    Thank goodness I'm not the only one killing this thread anymore.
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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    Man my basketball team got screwed tonight. We were playing an undefeated team who hadn't lost in years. We were down by 3 with 30 seconds to go and we get a steal and I hit a three to tie the game. They get the ball and then get some bail out BS call and hit two free throws to go up 2. We get the ball back and a player on my team gets fouled at the basket with two seconds to go. Missed the first free throw so he misses the second free throw on purposes and we get the rebound. Then the ref blows the whistle. Turns out to be an inadvertant whistle (ref anticipated the ball not hitting rim). Inadvertant whistle supposedly is a jump ball and the other team had the possession arrow.

    Game over.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    eye gouge
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    head butt
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    It takes me a good 2 months to get anything resembling a beard ... son of a .
    Maybe it will grow faster once you hit puberty.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Paying bills sucks.
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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Man my basketball team got screwed tonight. We were playing an undefeated team who hadn't lost in years. We were down by 3 with 30 seconds to go and we get a steal and I hit a three to tie the game. They get the ball and then get some bail out BS call and hit two free throws to go up 2. We get the ball back and a player on my team gets fouled at the basket with two seconds to go. Missed the first free throw so he misses the second free throw on purposes and we get the rebound. Then the ref blows the whistle. Turns out to be an inadvertant whistle (ref anticipated the ball not hitting rim). Inadvertant whistle supposedly is a jump ball and the other team had the possession arrow.

    Game over.


    I got to hear all about it. At least it was a little closer than the last one....
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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    Maybe it will grow faster once you hit puberty.
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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    It takes me a good 2 months to get anything resembling a beard ... son of a .
    It takes LJ about 2 hours.
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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Turns out to be an inadvertant whistle (ref anticipated the ball not hitting rim). Inadvertant whistle supposedly is a jump ball and the other team had the possession arrow.
    I think you should have made them show you in a rulebook where inadvertant whistle = jump ball.
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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Man my basketball team got screwed tonight. We were playing an undefeated team who hadn't lost in years. We were down by 3 with 30 seconds to go and we get a steal and I hit a three to tie the game. They get the ball and then get some bail out BS call and hit two free throws to go up 2. We get the ball back and a player on my team gets fouled at the basket with two seconds to go. Missed the first free throw so he misses the second free throw on purposes and we get the rebound. Then the ref blows the whistle. Turns out to be an inadvertant whistle (ref anticipated the ball not hitting rim). Inadvertant whistle supposedly is a jump ball and the other team had the possession arrow.

    Game over.

    Do you guys play any playoff or anything? What was your teams final record?
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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Do you guys play any playoff or anything? What was your teams final record?
    There's no playoffs.

    I think they were only 4-6 or something like that.

    They had a lot of flakes on their team and had to play with only five players (no subs) a lot of weeks.
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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    There's no playoffs.

    I think they were only 4-6 or something like that.

    They had a lot of flakes on their team and had to play with only five players (no subs) a lot of weeks.
    That happened last week cause Ive been playing with Jcrod, week we got killed by a team with about 10 total guys against our six. But two weeks ago we played with only five (no subs) and won.
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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    It takes LJ about 2 hours.

    It takes Chris about a week to get just the right amount of scraggly that I love ... then he goes and shaves it off.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I am now constantly being mistaken for Burt Reynolds.
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Hey, midge, have you been mistaken for Burt Reynolds recently?
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    Believe. Inigo Montoya's Avatar
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    you killed my father, prepare to die... o my name is inigo montoya!!
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    Believe. Inigo Montoya's Avatar
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    i just flossed my teeth with a penis
    -midge
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Hey, midge, have you been mistaken for Burt Reynolds recently?
    Just this morning someone asked me what movie I am coming out in next. I was like, Dude I'm not Burt Reynolds.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    i just flossed my teeth with a penis
    -midge
    It must've been a small penis.
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    Believe. Inigo Montoya's Avatar
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    sandra alas...my fair lady, how dos thou day goeth?
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  23. #2273
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Who the is Inigo Montoya?
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    Believe. Inigo Montoya's Avatar
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    i just pissed on my ball
    -midge
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    Believe. Inigo Montoya's Avatar
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    herpes runs in my family like water in a river
    -midge
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