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[ORION]

Will there be an on-site champagne room?

I will send you a application because you are my new HR manager

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I will send you a application because you are my new HR manager

I propose that we hire many motivational fluffers, er, I mean "speakers".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I will send you a application because you are my new HR manager

A happy employee is a productive employee.

[jman3000]

lol

LOL

LOL

LMAO

boom

These were the ways ATRAIN started all his posts on page 88.

If that doesn't sound like a little spaz then I don't know what does.

[ATRAIN]

lol

LOL

LOL

LMAO

boom

These were the ways ATRAIN started all his posts on page 88.

If that doesn't sound like a little spaz then I don't know what does.

WTF........ROFL

Is there any that I forgot? I dont think Boom should count because I said BOOM BOOM ROOM, dont you know what that is?

[ATRAIN]

A happy employee is a productive employee.

You two could be on to something great.

[mrsmaalox]

lol

LOL

LOL

LMAO

boom

These were the ways ATRAIN started all his posts on page 88.

If that doesn't sound like a little spaz then I don't know what does.

Just a sign of the times....

[ATRAIN]

Just a sign of the times....

Your so ing stupid........Just shut the up already you stupid ing

[ORION]

yesterday....
all my troubles seemed so far away

[ATRAIN]

yesterday....
all my troubles seemed so far away

Are you in love like Batman?

[ORION]

A happy employee is a productive employee.

Shoog used to be my HR guy but apparently he got another offer. Jacuzzi desks for employee of week. All day desk dance for employee of the month

[mrsmaalox]

Your so ing stupid........Just shut the up already you stupid ing

Damn, not even smart enough to know when he's NOT being insulted..

[ATRAIN]

Damn, not even smart enough to know when he's NOT being insulted..

Insulting me or not I really would like for you the shut the up

[ORION]

Are you in love like Batman?

Batman is the gayest gaylord. He has a membership to the gaylords house of dildos

[ATRAIN]

Shoog used to be my HR guy but apparently he got another offer. Jacuzzi desks for employee of week. All day desk dance for employee of the month

OK what is your company going to supply? Will you have videogames in the breakroom like in Grandma's boy?

[I. Hustle]

Shoog used to be my HR guy but apparently he got another offer. Jacuzzi desks for employee of week. All day desk dance for employee of the month

Would those be the famous jacuzzi tubes?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Shoog used to be my HR guy but apparently he got another offer. Jacuzzi desks for employee of week. All day desk dance for employee of the month

This is good, but we need some incentive programs. We can't have repeat dominant EOM's, and under-achievers must be inspired to potential greatness.

[ATRAIN]

This is good, but we need some incentive programs. We can't have repeat dominant EOM's, and under-achievers must be inspired to potential greatness.

Employee of the Year gets a all expenses paid trip to a playboy mansion party.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Employee of the Year gets a all expenses paid trip to a playboy mansion party.

Nah.
Weekend at the Bunny Ranch.

[ATRAIN]

Nah.
Weekend at the Bunny Ranch.

You guys of course need to pass out waivers if thats the case. You cant be held responsible for stds. Especially if Ashbeeigh is working that weekend.

[mrsmaalox]

No incentives for female employees? Unabashed discrimination.

[ORION]

Would those be the famous jacuzzi tubes?

This is why you will not have a job with my Fortune 500 company

[ORION]

No incentives for female employees? Unabashed discrimination.

it can't be discrimination if we don't hire any females.....duh

[ORION]

Nah.
Weekend at the Bunny Ranch.

but ATRAIN gets sent to Boystown for his team builder

[ATRAIN]

This is why you will not have a job with my Fortune 500 company

Monthly incentives can include a little Asian massage parlor with hour long rubs and tugs.