Oh !!! (3)

[SpursWoman]

1 oz? that seems kinda on the weak side...

That just tells you the proportion....depending on how bad you're stopped up, you can make it a 20oz/20oz if you need to. Whatever works best.

[jman3000]

@ 20 oz

the oh thread has come full circle.

[jman3000]

I don't think it would be smart to get drunk w/ prune juice. Wouldn't you lose control of your ability to hold it in if you were drunk?

[SpursWoman]

I could use one of these right about now...

SCREAMING ORGASM

3/4 oz Absolut Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
3/4 oz Amaretto

[jman3000]

I don't really know all these recipe's... I just kinda pour whatever is around into a cup and see what happens. 99% of the time it's way too strong and I might as well be taking shots.

[SpursWoman]

S.H.I.T.

1/4 oz Sambuca
1/2 oz Haagen Dazs Cream
1/2 oz Irish mist
1/4 oz Tequila

[Mixability]

i only mix one thing in my liquor.



ICE

[angel_luv]

Damn my match making was a little off with this one....I was trying to hook up Jman and Angel, when I should have been concentrating on Jman and SB21

And who called it?

Thank you very much!

[Jekka]

I could use one of these right about now...

SCREAMING ORGASM

3/4 oz Absolut Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
3/4 oz Amaretto

Damn that does sound good right now. In every sense possible.

We haven't done Buttery Nipples over here in a while either. And I usually keep good amaretto around - over ice, my favorite late-night drink.

[Jekka]

Is anyone else ever amused by some of the porno spam subject lines they get? I got one today with the word "splendiferous" in the le and I had to laugh.

[Kori Ellis]

Is anyone else ever amused by some of the porno spam subject lines they get? I got one today with the word "splendiferous" in the le and I had to laugh.

Yeah I always laugh at the les. I get a ridiculous amount of porn spam.

So many mothers are having sex with their sons.

[SpursWoman]

splendiferous cunnilingus?.



Sounds like some sort of genus/species

[jman3000]

i shall adopt this word "splendiferous" into my vocabulary at once.

[jman3000]

ridiculous amount of porn

These words shall be adopted too.

[SpursWoman]

I'm going to stop by the Megaplex on the way home from work. It's just too convenient not to. Then probably the liquor store.

[NASpurs]

I like SpursWoman's candid truth.

[SpursWoman]

My kids are gone until Friday.

[jman3000]

I'm going to stop by the Megaplex on the way home from work. It's just too convenient not to. Then probably the liquor store.

I actually went into a porn store for the first time in my life a few days ago. It was called City Limits and it was on the outskirts of Laredo. I was with a bunch of friends so it wasn't that uncomfortable... but damn, I left that place with a stomache ache after seeing that crap.

[SpursWoman]

A stomach ache? WTF?

[jman3000]

there are only so many gaping ass holes you can see before you start to feel queezy.

[Mixability]

me and my gf went in for the first time a few months ago.

we left with only flavored lotions, etc.

but yeah, some of that stuff is a little weird.

[jman3000]

A stomach ache? WTF?

not to mention a friend of mine hit me in the head with a ing dildo that that could have doubled as a baseball bat.

er

[Kori Ellis]

I'm going to stop by the Megaplex on the way home from work. It's just too convenient not to. Then probably the liquor store.

I haven't been there in a while.

You go to the one on 35, right? Not the one on 281.

[jman3000]

I forbid Kori from ever entering such a place.

[NASpurs]

there are only so many gaping ass holes you can see before you start to feel queezy.

I guess you've never seen the goatcsx guy or whatever it's called. That will traumatize you