Free Quattro Razor (12)

[RashoFan]

Bored, Hungry and Horny is no way to go through life Funt!

[MannyIsGod]

Bull not all feet are gross.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I'm going to make some popcorn in a bit.

I should be writing, or cleaning, or creating a slideshow, but I'm doing none of those and that's okay.

I don't blame you. I think laziness is a necessary part of life.

[MannyIsGod]

Wait so PeeWee and Melmart aren't ing?

[CuckingFunt]

Come over. I have beer and all kinds of yummy food.

I'm sure you do.

[RashoFan]

How many times did you burn you hand on a hot stove as a child before you finally figured out it was going to have the same result everytime?

I never did...I was a firefighter in the making from a young age.

[Melmart1]

I have NEVER had a fungus on my feet (or anywhere else ) in my life!!

Hammer (toe) time!

[CuckingFunt]

Because of all the feet talk?

No. Because I hardly ate anything today.

[Melmart1]

Wait so PeeWee and Melmart aren't ing?

If you tell me that you actually believed his bull , I will lose all respect for you.

[mrsmaalox]

peewee isn't picky. He is pretty desperate for any action.

I realize that. But we're not talking about him, we are talking about my feet.
My perfect feet!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't blame you. I think laziness is a necessary part of life.

Especially since those ers forgot my byline last week.

Which is weird, because normally, I'd be upset at something that blatant, but I hate writing them anyway and there's never a ton of effort, so I think it shows in my writing (BTW, this is not E-N stuff... I'd cut off my right nut to work there).

[Melmart1]

I never did...I was a firefighter in the making from a young age.

So you had an affinity for hoses from a young age? What a skank.

[to21]

No. Because I hardly ate anything today.

I know you cant masturbate because you are a guest.

But order a pizza or something.

[CuckingFunt]

I know you cant masturbate because you are a guest.

But order a pizza or something.

I forraged in the kitchen instead. I'm good.

[ShoogarBear]

No. Because I hardly ate anything today.

I thought Italians spent six hours a day eating.

[MannyIsGod]

If you tell me that you actually believed his bull , I will lose all respect for you.

Hey you. I have no idea who this PeeWee mother er is. All I know is that I come in here once every few months and someone else is ing. I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.

[CuckingFunt]

I thought Italians spent six hours a day eating.

Hence the fact my lack of food is getting to me.

[MannyIsGod]

Joe I'll text you my number when I stop being lazy and pull my ass off the couch. Expect it sometime tomorrow.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey you. I have no idea who this PeeWee mother er is. All I know is that I come in here once every few months and someone else is ing. I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.

You don't have to consider Peewee ing any women.

He's broke back.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Joe I'll text you my number when I stop being lazy and pull my ass off the couch. Expect it sometime tomorrow.

You're probably going to get some crazy person calling you then. The reason I switched phones is because I got a new number. I'll PM it later.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.

I don't think anyone would've predicted that.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey you. I have no idea who this PeeWee mother er is. All I know is that I come in here once every few months and someone else is ing. I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.

You know that peewee got Mel pregnant, don't you?

[Melmart1]

Hey you. I have no idea who this PeeWee mother er is. All I know is that I come in here once every few months and someone else is ing. I never would have thoguht Sandra and Midge would be bumpin uglies but there you go.

I'd rather your girlfriend. But I will forgive you for now. Rest assured, there is only one person registered at ST who can claim to know me like that, and he sure as doesn't post in the quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

You know that peewee got Mel pregnant, don't you?

Lies.

Mel's absence was really due to a horrible accident with Squid.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't think anyone would've predicted that.

I had a response, but as I neared the completion of typing, I realized it was probably one of the stupidest things I've ever written on SpursTalk and decided to delete it.