midge smells like hairy taint
could you be pursuaded to change it for ... let's say ... 5 dollars?
midge smells like hairy taint
plan on making some citizen arrests?Oh, cool ... that was good timing. I just found the key to my handcuffs.
Arrest. Singular.
Kori: Jumping Jehosaphats!
LJ: Did you just call me a fat jew?
LJ: Damn I got goo in my hair.
Kori: Does that mean ?
Nice shot.
Christy rocksI'm going to stop by the Megaplex on the way home from work. It's just too convenient not to. Then probably the liquor store.
I don't know what the is going on in this thread right now but damnit, the oreo I just ate didn't have the oreo logo on one side of the cookie.
Katy's gonna die. Death by poison cookie.
You were eating knockoffs.
There was this urban legend when I was in college about a bunch of guys circle-jerking onto the open halves of Oreos . . .
be sure to buy stuff with the name Oreo on it.
Not Orao.
Notice how I neatly tied two storylines together . . .
I was going to ask if the creamy inside was sweet or not....
Katy is also eating tacos at work. It all comes together in the end.
Oh...I saw it and there is definitely gonna be some ass kickin' jman.
sounds kinky.
Ok you two, get a room. Perhaps we should rename this thread to "Sandra and Jason, Oh !!!!"
Damn You!!
I thought you said kinky makes your stomach ache?
I said gaping ass holes make my stomache ache. Fine difference.
Damn You!!
yeah, I knew you wouldn't have a comeback for that one. I'm learning.
Why were y'all camped out in the anal section then?
There's lots of good kink in the other 98% of the store that is not dedicated to gaping assholes.
I think jman went straight into the gay section
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