Free Quattro Razor (6)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My guess is pancake size.

i was afraid of that.

[samikeyp]

mmm...pancakes.

Oh...wait...what?

[samikeyp]

Speaking of s...this is where people up here go for coffee

[ShoogarBear]

Wait, batman is married to J-Lo?

[midgetonadonkey]

[peewee's lovechild]

I just finished watching a porn with Asia Carrera.

There was this scene where she's getting banged doggie-style in front of a mirror.

It reminded me of the last time I was with Ashbeeigh.

[peewee's lovechild]

"She bangs, she bangs . . ."

Since we're going with the Latin singers theme.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want Asia Carrera.

[peewee's lovechild]

I will kill for her.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm airing out my testicles.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you spit on your hand before you jack off?

[peewee's lovechild]

I think one of my testicles is bigger than the other.

I'll have to measure.

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you spit on your hand before you jack off?

I went dry.

[CuckingFunt]

At first I thought this coupon was for 50% off the Rabbit and I nearly had a heart attack.

But then I saw it was just 1/2 off lube... and I hate lube.

[peewee's lovechild]

Asia Carrera is so ing hot!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

At first I thought this coupon was for 50% off the Rabbit and I nearly had a heart attack.

But then I saw it was just 1/2 off lube... and I hate lube.

Would you like for me to buy the Rabbit for you?

[CuckingFunt]

Ashbeeigh is actually pretty damn good in the sack!!!

Aaaaaaaaaand, there went your chances of ever touching me.

[Silver21_Black20]

Aaaaaaaaaand, there went your chances of ever touching me.

Wow! He had a chance?

[CuckingFunt]

Wow! He had a chance?

Why not? There's no way to know that we'll NEVER end up in the same bar in San Antonio on the night I get more drunk than I've been in ten years.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why not? There's no way to know that we'll NEVER end up in the same bar in San Antonio on the night I get more drunk than I've been in ten years.

Stranger things have happened.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why not? There's no way to know that we'll NEVER end up in the same bar in San Antonio on the night I get more drunk than I've been in ten years.

I've been waiting so long to read those words.

[peewee's lovechild]

Aaaaaaaaaand, there went your chances of ever touching me.

I take it back.

I was pressured to make that statement.

I'm high.

(running out of excuses here)

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow! He had a chance?

What can I say?
I'ts my natural charm that attracts chicks like magnets.

[Silver21_Black20]

What can I say?
I'ts my natural charm that attracts chicks like magnets.

Except me, of course.

[peewee's lovechild]

Except me, of course.

Well, yea.

But, it works on all the others.