Free Quattro Razor (5)

[CuckingFunt]

At this point, even the lazy-eyed Ashbeeigh is looking like a decent alternative.

Now you're just fishing for pity sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now you're just fishing for pity sex.

yes I am.

are you willing?

[CuckingFunt]

yes I am.

are you willing?

To be your consolation Melmart?

[Melmart1]

PeeWee's wee-wee needs some love.

At this point, even the lazy-eyed Ashbeeigh is looking like a decent alternative.
Well, not to decent.

Well, takes it up the ass so you don't have to actually look at her. If you are qucik and keep your eyes closed, it will be OK. You don't even have to prep her, the gape doesnt' close anymore, or so I have heard.

(cue CF flinching again at the mention of the gape).

[CuckingFunt]

(cue CF flinching again at the mention of the gape).

Oh, the horror.

Its probably as crooked as her smile.

[Melmart1]

Oh, the horror.

Its probably as crooked as her smile.

ashbeigh has a crooked anus? So would peewee need a crooked weewee to shag her?

[CuckingFunt]

ashbeigh has a crooked anus? So would peewee need a crooked weewee to shag her?

Or one small enough to not make it an issue.

[peewee's lovechild]

ashbeigh has a crooked anus? So would peewee need a crooked weewee to shag her?

Or one small enough to not make it an issue.

Yep to both.

How 'bout I get a Melmart-CF sandwich??

That would be soooooo sweet.

[CuckingFunt]

Yep to both.

How 'bout I get a Melmart-CF sandwich??

That would be soooooo sweet.

Hmmm... would I entertain a small, crooked wee-wee for some fun time with Melmart?

Decisions, decisions...

[ATRAIN]

Its Friday, should I be this bored?

[peewee's lovechild]

Hmmm... would I entertain a small, crooked wee-wee for some fun time with Melmart?

Decisions, decisions...

I say yes.

, I don't even have to do anything . . . as long as you and Melmart do what you got to do.

Damn it, now I'm horny!!

[ATRAIN]

I say yes.

, I don't even have to do anything . . . as long as you and Melmart do what you got to do.

Damn it, now I'm horny!!

Go run into a wall with your hands on your hips....that always helps me

[midgetonadonkey]

Go run into a wall with your hands on your hips....that always helps me

He would break his nose.

[ATRAIN]

He would break his nose.

Damn thats cause he has a small nose too

[peewee's lovechild]

I just don't want to break my .

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm gettin hungy.

I feel like have a Melmart ass sandwich with some french fried CuckingFunt nipples . . . maybe a large Flea piss.

[ATRAIN]

I'm gettin hungy.

I feel like have a Melmart ass sandwich with some french fried CuckingFunt nipples . . . maybe a large Flea piss.

wow I was craving the same thing!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

wow I was craving the same thing!!!

We're kindred spirits.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm ing hungry as this morning, but have wasted so much time that I probably won't get to breakfast before I have to head to work.

[ATRAIN]

I'm ing hungry as this morning, but have wasted so much time that I probably won't get to breakfast before I have to head to work.

I would have brought you breakfast in bed

[CuckingFunt]

I loooooove breakfast in bed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would have brought you breakfast in bed

I am her breakfast in bed.

I just gave her "Chorizo con Huevos".

Tomorrow I'll show up with cowboy boots and give her some "Huevos Rancheros".

[CuckingFunt]

I am her breakfast in bed.

I just gave her "Chorizo con Huevos".

Tomorrow I'll show up with cowboy boots and give her some "Huevos Rancheros".

Sorry, ATRAIN, peewee out breakfasted you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry, ATRAIN, peewee out breakfasted you.

LOL!!!!!

CF, I love you.

[ATRAIN]

Sorry, ATRAIN, peewee out breakfasted you.

Son of a !!! I hate when he does that!! I would bring you breakfast in bed then give you a whole body massage for an hour.