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  1. #2351
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I love that avatar. It's better than the princess getting boinked.
    I too have fallen in love with this avatar. I love it so much I think I have decided to make it permanent.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I'm all fol extra cunnilingus with a side of fly lice
    Fixed.
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    If I couldn't pronounce simple words like "for," "fried" and "rice," why would I be able to correctly pronounce "cunnilingus"?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    cunniringus?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    And you, Midge. I am not telling you where I will be Friday or any other day. you for sending me those digusting pics.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Ew. That sounds like she has vaginal ringworm or something.
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  7. #2357
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Is there such a thing as vaginal ringworm? Let's ask ashbeeigh.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    And you, Midge. I am not telling you where I will be Friday or any other day. you for sending me those digusting pics.
    lol

    I got you!!!
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Melmart is going to be out in public on Friday? Somebody should take pictures.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Melmart is going to be out in public on Friday? Somebody should take pictures.
    I am out in public everyday.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Somebody should take pictures.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Pictures of me exist. I have at least five mugshots that I can remember.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    They also take your picture everytime they admit you to the asylum.
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  14. #2364
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Luckily I don't look like Nick Nolte in any of them.
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    Best mugshot evar.
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  16. #2366
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I just farted and it smelled like death.
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    Mel, you should take a picture posing like your avatar.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I just farted and it smelled like death.
    If you are what you eat, and your farts smell like what you eat, what does this say about Sandra?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Mel, you should take a picture posing like your avatar.
    This is a brilliant idea. Where can I find a bar of red soap? I only use shower gel or sugar scrubs.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I do have some eyeglasses somewhere. But they are much smaller than those in the picture.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    What are sugar scrubs?
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    If you are what you eat, and your farts smell like what you eat, what does this say about Sandra?
    That it's the cycle of life... what begins anew must end when it's through.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    If you are what you eat, and your farts smell like what you eat, what does this say about Sandra?
    It's been a couple of weeks since I've eaten Sandra so my farts say nothing about her.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    It would be fun to have a y ass yellow belly try and heckle us at the library.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    It's been a couple of weeks since I've eaten Sandra so my farts say nothing about her.
    She received no stimulation from it.

    What's that say about your technique, or lack of it?
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