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  1. #2351
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i have a simpsons bottle opener... when you pop a top of a bottle homer says some witty one liner.

    what would that be worth?

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    i have a simpsons bottle opener... when you pop a top of a bottle homer says some witty one liner.

    what would that be worth?

    Not much. I've got that, too.
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  3. #2353
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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  4. #2354
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    ummm.... i have a ummm... stuff with simpsons stuff on it.

    ???
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  5. #2355
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    About the only things I don't have are the various action figures (it would take thousands of dollars and more time than I'm willing to dedicate to collect them all at this point) and the board games.
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  6. #2356
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    About the only things I don't have are the various action figures (it would take thousands of dollars and more time than I'm willing to dedicate to collect them all at this point) and the board games.
    ummm.... i have a ummm... stuff with simpsons stuff on it.

    ???
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  7. #2357
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I dunno... I think Spurs Monopoly might be the more successful path for you tonight.
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  8. #2358
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I dunno... I think Spurs Monopoly might be the more successful path for you tonight.
    in all honesty this chick has meth teeth and i wouldnt hit with a 10 foot pole.
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  9. #2359
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    man... wtf... cocaine... water buffalo... meth teeth.

    why can't i share the better looking girls in my life with yall... shiiiiiit.
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    in all honesty this chick has meth teeth and i wouldnt hit with a 10 foot pole.
    I think we already assumed that.
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  11. #2361
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    man... wtf... cocaine... water buffalo... meth teeth.

    why can't i share the better looking girls in my life with yall... shiiiiiit.
    Water buffalo?


    Ohhhh... that must be burger breath.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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  13. #2363
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    man... wtf... cocaine... water buffalo... meth teeth.

    why can't i share the better looking girls in my life with yall... shiiiiiit.
    Two words:


    comic relief.
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  14. #2364
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    And don't forget the chick with the hairy back.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Water buffalo?


    Ohhhh... that must be burger breath.
    salisbury steak
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  16. #2366
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    o ...
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  17. #2367
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    Firstly, salisbury steak is really just a bunless hamburger with icky sauce on it.

    Secondly, I could swear your initial description of this chick and her many attempts to force a blowjob on you involved breath smelling of hamburgers.
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  18. #2368
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    she wanted whataburger... so maybe her body was secreteing hamburger smells. but she was eating some microwave meal thingy with some kinda steak in it and that was still hungry.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    everytime i think of her i picture slave leia chained to her and a carbonite encapsulated han solo behind her... it makes me laugh.
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    It is dead in here today.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    It is dead in here now.....shoot, I remember when Midge was the "king" in the quattro. Peewee being in the valley has resulted in a ebb of posts.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Come back Peewee...come back....
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    Believe.
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    PeeWee!
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  24. #2374
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    Okay, that Jman exchange just made me bust out laughing in the middle of the Alamodome press box.

    Loud laughing, too.
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    So much so, I just missed a kickoff.
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