Here's the ST:TNG game I was talking about. The date on this game is
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: Star Trek: The Next Generation
: The Canonical Drinking Game
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: Requirements: Episode(s) of ST:TNG
: This list
: People (the more the merrier)
: Beverages of your choice
:
: Instructions: Simple. Watch the show, and whenever a condition is met,
: take the appropriate number of drinks. The definition of
: "drink" should be decided before game play starts. Usually,
: a good mouthful will suffice. Optional rules are included
: at the end of the list for fun variations on the "standard"
: game.
:
: Compiler's Note: I would advise taking some time before game play starts
: to decide which conditions to use and which to ignore.
: Remember that this list is canonical, so you probably will
: _not_ want to use them all (especially with a new episode,
: since you'll spend all your time reading the list, rather
: than watching). Please send any corrections, suggestions,
: requests, submissions, flames, etc. to the address listed
: above.
:
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: Category: Condition : Number of Drinks
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: General : "Open hailing frequencies" : 1
: Quotes : "Medical emergency" : 1
: : "Belay that order" : 1
: : "Energize" : 1
: : " ", "Damn" and other swearing. : 1
: : SEE ALSO: Riker's special swearing rules. :
: : "It's not like anything I've ever seen before": 1
: : "Impossible" : 1
: : "Impossible" while watching the "impossible" : 2
: : "Shut up, Wesley" : 3
: : "On screen" : 1
: : "Understood" : 1
: : "Set phasers on..." : 1
: : "Acknowledged" : 1
: : "Priority One" : 1
: : "Just a little more time...!" : 1
: : "Eastern/Western/Southern/Northern Continent" : 2
: : "The Klingon Home Planet" or other reference :
: : without actually giving it a name : 2
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: General : A female crewmember has flawless makeup after :
: Actions : she's been put through the ringer : 1
: : A crewmember straightens his/her uniform : 1 ea.
: : SEE ALSO: Picard's special uniform rules. :
: : A crewmember drinks (outside of 10 Forward) : 1 ea.
: : SEE ALSO: Picard's special drinking rules.:
: : A bridge officer is seen in casual clothes : 1 ea.
: : SEE ALSO: Picard's & Beverly's special :
: : clothing rules. :
: : A bridge officer is seen in dress uniform : 1 ea.
: : "Ensign Ethnic" or "Ensign Buxom" gets a line : 1
: : Someone is referred to by their first name : 1
: : First names while sexual tension present : 2
: : The sarco us is used in sickbay : 2
: : Nobody leaves the ship, but we still see more :
: : than one room of the alien ship/planet/etc: 2
: : The same matte painting of an alien planet is :
: : used after each commercial break : 1
: : The matte painting has a moving ground vehicle: 2
: : Transporter Room 3 is used : 1
: : A shuttlecraft appears unsafe : 1
: : Someone reads a book : 1
: : Mention of dilithium crystals : 1
: : Someone adopts a persona (Dixon Hill, Sherlock:
: : Holmes, etc.) : 1 ea.
: : Someone receives a shot : 1
: : Someone receives a shot from a non-medical :
: : officer : 2
: : A new alien has latex on its forehead : 1
: : A new alien also has differently shaped hands : 1
: : A new alien doesn't have latex on its forehead: 2
: : Someone preaches the Prime Directive : 1
: : Someone other than Picard preaches the P.D. : 2
: : Someone preaches about "Humanity's Unique :
: : Potential" : 1
: : An "Old Earth Saying" is brought up : 1
: : A member of the bridge crew takes over a :
: : by pushing someone out of the way : 2
: : Someone wakes up from a nightmare : 1
: : The bridge crew contemplates mutiny : 3
: : The holodeck appears in its "natural" state : 2
: : Holodeck characters become aware of their own :
: : ephemerality : 2
: : Someone implies that 10 Forward is a Happening:
: : Place : 1
: : They fade to commercial playing the "ominous :
: : horns" : 1
: : They fade to commercial with a soap-opera-like:
: : close up on someone's face : 1
: : The Enterprise is hurled somewhere by another :
: : force (Q, Tin Man, etc.) : 2
: : Klingon is spoken : 1
: : English is spoken by Klingons when they are :
: : alone and have no reason to speak English : 2
: : Picard or Riker order a course change by :
: : exact X, Y, and Z coordinates, rather than:
: : something like "Set course for Starbase 8": 3
: : The computer makes that "I'm listening" chirp : 1
: : An "expendable" is killed : 1 ea.
: : A new alien ship is revealed : 1
: : Something escapes the sensors : 1
: : Something escapes the sensors and they use the:
: : word "interference" as an excuse : 2
: : Communications malfunction/go out : 1
: : Transporter goes down : 1
: : A token alien is shown in the background :
: : and has no lines : 1
: : The token alien is a Vulcan : 2
: : Yellow Alert : 1
: : Red Alert : 2
: : Intruder Alert : 3
: : The Enterprise docks at a starbase : 3
: : Another Captain or Starfleet Command officer :
: : is shown : 1
: : A desk hologram is seen : 2
: : There is a countdown : 1
: : Someone stops the countdown : 2
: : Bridge command is handed over : 1
: : The Enterprise avoids a conflict rather than :
: : using force : 1
: : The Enterprise actually fights (shots must be :
: : fired) : 2
: : Someone uses the episode's le in a sentence: 2
: : The saucer section separates : Whole Beverage
: : They contact someone via communicator or :
: : intercom without activating it : 1
: : Communicators don't work : 1
: : Communicators are out of range : 2
: : The battle bridge is used : 1
: : The battle bridge is used with the saucer :
: : section still attached : 2
: : TNG contradicts a fact stated in TOS : 2
: : Dialogue in the turbolift : 1
: : A poker game is shown : 1
: : A log entry is made : 1
: : A log entry is made - not by Picard : 2
: : A s ate is mentioned - not in a log entry : 1
: : An Old Earth Date is mentioned : 2
: : Someone requests that an image on the main :
: : viewer be magnified : 1
: : Someone requests magnification when it's :
: : painfully obvious that it's necessary : 2
: : Readings go off the scale : 1
: : The ship/crew is seconds away from disaster : 1
: : Someone removes their communicator : 1
: : Someone places their communicator on something:
: : so it can be beamed away or destroyed : 2
: : Someone gives their communicator to a non- :
: : crewmember so they can communicate with :
: : the Enterprise : 3
: : The transporter room can't lock on to someone : 1
: : The transporter room pulls someone through :
: : after their ship explodes : 2
: : Someone who normally pronounces "sensors" as :
: : "SEN-sers" pronounces it as "SEN-sohrs" : 1
: : Someone brings up the matter/antimatter ratio : 1
: : A member of the bridge crew looks WAY too :
: : pleased with him/herself : 1
: : A Captain's Log entry is made by someone other:
: : than Picard : 2
: : A sound effect from TOS is heard : 1
: : The camera pans > 90 degrees to show how BIG :
: : the ship is : 1
: : Someone changes their pronunciation of a word :
: : within the same scene : 1
: : Someone throws/is hit by/etc. styrofoam props : 1
: : Someone quotes Shakespeare, etc. (See Picard) : 1
: : A bad fight scene occurs : 1
: : The Enterprise is taken over : 1
: : The weapons are rendered useless : 1
: : Phasers are used for a different function than:
: : intended (e.g. overload, power :
: : a transporter, etc.) : 1
: : Harmonics are changed in shields/phasers/etc. : 1
: : Someone alludes to a work/person/event/etc. :
: : that hasn't been made/existed/happened yet: 1
: : A guest appearance is made by someone from TOS: 3
: : Security alert or request : 1
: : Part of a set is destroyed in a fistfight : 2
: : A succession of five face closeups with no :
: : dialogue : 1
: : A shuttlecraft is launched : 2
: : A probe is launched : 1
: : Someone mentions Jack Crusher : 2
: : Someone is seen out of uniform (in civvies) : 2
: : The Enterprise is boarded by hostiles : 2
: : The warp engine light goes really fast : 2
: : The auto-destruct sequence is activated : 3
: : A principle character is put on trial : 1
: : The Enterprise is captured in a nebula/cloud : 1
: : A star returns from the dead : Whole Beverage
: : Ancient alien technology screws things up : 1
: : Someone is transported to somewhere other than:
: : a transporter room or sickbay from :
: : somewhere other than a transporter room : 2
: : The Enterprise encounters an unknown energy :
: : form : 1
: ===========================================================================
: Picard : "Make it so" : 1
: Quotes : "Engage" : 1
: : "Come" : 1
: : "Come" (in personal quarters) : 2
: : "Captain's Log" : 1
: : "Captain's Log, Supplemental" : 2
: : "Proceed" : 1
: : "Number One" : 1
: : "The boy" in reference to Wesley : 1
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: Picard : Straightens his uniform : 2
: Actions : Straightens his uniform before giving a speech: 3
: : Drinks : 2
: : Drinks tea : 3
: : Drinks tea identified as Earl Grey : 4
: : Wears chest-revealing bedwear : 2
: : Has an accident or is attacked : 2
: : Accident or attack draws blood : 3
: : Is possessed : 4
: : Requests a Level One Diagnostic : 1
: : Makes a speech that saves the day : 1
: : Tries to avoid Lwuxana Troi : 1
: : Surrenders : 1
: : Leaves the ship : 1
: : Leaves the ship to lead an away team : 2
: : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
: : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
: : Appears uncomfortable (around women, children): 1
: : Quotes Shakespeare, etc. : 2
: : Leaves the bridge during a crisis to talk with:
: : Dr. Crusher or Guinan : 1
: : Talks about death to Dr. Crusher : 1
: : Takes a communique from Starfleet in his ready:
: : room : 1
: : Is called upon to mediate a dispute : 2
: : Takes the helm in a tricky situation : 3
: : Is seen on the bridge out of uniform : 2
: : Calls a meeting : 1
: : Calls a meeting in the middle of a crisis : 2
: : Cries : Whole Beverage
: ===========================================================================
: Worf : "Impressive" : 1
: Quotes : "Admirable" : 1
: : "Grrrrr" (A simple sneer qualifies) : 1
: : "I am a Klingon" : 1
: : "Klingons do NOT..." : 1
: : "Security Override!" : 2
: : "Human women are too fragile" : 2
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: Worf : Uses the word "human" in a sense meaning puny,:
: Actions : weak, or otherwise >not< Klingon : 2
: : Gets beat up : 1
: : Actually wins a fight : 2
: : Throws someone in the brig/Arrests someone : 1
: : Asks for an explanation of a human term/custom: 1
: : Says something with a tilt of his head/nod : 1
: : Has a suggestion shot down offhandedly : 2
: : Fusses about his discommendation : 2
: : Makes a reference to his sexual prowess : 2
: : Mentions or participates in some bizarre :
: : Klingon ritual : 2
: ===========================================================================
: Data : "Fascinating" : 1
: Quotes : "Accessing" : 1
: : "Inquiry" : 1
: : "Intriguing" : 1
: : "I am an android" : 1
: : "I cannot feel emotions", etc : 1
: : "Increase speed" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Data : Uses his strength : 1
: Actions : Uses his strength and shows up Worf : 2
: : Uses his superior android speed : 1
: : Innards are revealed : 1
: : Innards are revealed other than his head : 2
: : Is cut off mid-sentence : 1
: : Is cut off during a list of synonyms : 2
: : Stops himself during an inappropriate speech : 2
: : Has to have "An Old Earth Saying" explained : 2
: : Gives a list of synonyms for the term he did :
: : not understand : 1
: : Is able to interpret/use alien technology in :
: : no time : 1
: : Uses a new colloquialism : 1
: : Uses a contraction : Whole Beverage
: : Affects a human mannerism (e.g. Sherlock Data): 2
: : Corrects somebody's grammar : 1
: : Brent Spiner breaks character for comic effect: 1
: : Gives an "approximation" out to several :
: : decimal places : 1
: : Does that little head twitch : 1
: : Gets kissed, etc. : 3
: : Is told that he's more human than he thinks : 2
: : Is "used" to save the ship, beam down, or hang:
: : around infected people because the :
: : situation is too dangerous for humans : 3
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: Riker : " " : 2
: Quotes : "What the is going on?" : Whole Beverage
: : "You are personally responsible for the :
: : Captain's safety" to Worf : 2
: : "With pleasure, sir" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Riker : Walks forward as if he's trying to knock an :
: Actions : imaginary door down with his forehead : 1
: : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
: : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
: : Thrusts his chin out with a smug look : 1
: : Stands with his feet more than 2 ft. apart :1 per ' beyond 2'
: : Pronounces a word in a way that does not match:
: : his heritage (e.g. charade=shur-AHD) : 2
: : Acts blatantly like Kirk : 1
: : Gets that annoying smirk on his face : 1
: : Gets the girl : 1
: : Gets the girl for no apparent reason : 2
: ===========================================================================
: LaForge : "...lost a lotta good people down there..." : 1
: Quotes : "Maybe not" in response to "Impossible" : 2
: : "I'm workin' on it!" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: LaForge : VISOR is taken or knocked off : 1
: Actions : Tweaks the warp engines/shields/tractor beams : 1
: : Wishes he had human vision : 1
: : Is used as a "human tricorder" : 1
: : Sees with his own eyes (VISORless) : Whole Beverage
: : Interacts with a woman (real or not) in the :
: : holodeck : 2
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: Beverly : "This won't hurt a bit" : 1
: Quotes : "This shouldn't be happening" : 1
: : "Nothing yet, but we're working on it" : 1
: : "He's dead " : 1
: : "He's gone..." : 2
: : "This man is dying!" : 3
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Beverly : Can't figure out some bizarre medical problem : 1
: Actions : Uses the word "stumped" in regards to problem : 2
: : Is seen in a sweater : 2
: : Beams directly to sickbay or orders someone to:
: : be beamed directly to sickbay : 1
: : Is seen on the bridge for no apparent reason : 1
: : Appears without her lab coat : 1
: : Appears without her lab coat in sickbay : 2
: : Uses one of her ridiculous 24th century :
: : medical terms : 1
: : Performs major surgery : 2
: : Diagnoses something really obvious : 1
: : Shows maternal instinct : 2
: : Loses a patient : 2
: ===========================================================================
: Deanna : "What do YOU think about that?" or other quote:
: Quotes : reminiscent of ELIZA : 1
: : "Are you troubled?" (when they obviously are) : 1
: : "Mother! Please...!" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Deanna : Senses something really shocking : 1
: Actions : Gives us Betazoid insight into something :
: : really obvious : 2
: : Senses (and lists) more than one emotion : 1
: : Cries : 2
: : Is hit on : 1
: : Rolls her eyes : 1
: : Can't shut out all the feelings : 1
: ===========================================================================
: O'Brien : Has a line in a first or second season episode: 1
: Actions : Disables a weapon during transport : 1
: ===========================================================================
: Wesley : "It's easy!" (or "simple", etc.) : 1
: Quotes : "Wow", "Gee", "Ooh", etc. : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Wesley : Talks back to his mom : 1
: Actions : Saves the day : 1
: : Saves the day and nobody understands his :
: : pseudoscientific babbling : 2
: : Saves the day and nobody thanks him : 2
: : Appears to be hitting on someone : 1
: : Gets that annoying "impish" grin : 1
: : Creates some spiffy new science project : 1
: : Gets that "I'm not just a kid" at ude : 1
: : Swallows really hard : 1
: : Has his life threatened : 2
: : Has his life threatened and he dies : Party like it's
: : : 1999!
: : Is seen with a girl (other than when on duty) : 3
: ===========================================================================
: Lwuxana : "Little One" in reference to Deanna : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Lwuxana : Reads Picard's mind (or pretends to) : 1
: Actions : Is referred to in an episode in which she does:
: : not appear : 1
: ===========================================================================
: Yar : Suggests that the Enterprise fight, upon :
: Actions : meeting another ship, etc. : 1
: : Denise Crosby makes a guest appearance : 1
: : Decks someone : 1
: : Decks someone just to show her strength, etc. : 2
: ===========================================================================
: Pulaski : Mispronounces Data's name : 1
: : Calls Data "it" or accuses him of being unable:
: : to do something because he's an android : 1
: : Cuts Picard off : 1
: ===========================================================================
: Guinan : Makes someone sigh at the end of a talk : 1
: : Talks about "her people" : 1
: ===========================================================================
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: Variations
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: "Engage", "Make It So", "Energize", "Accessing", "On Screen" and "Magnify"
: are shot words - you must take a drink unless you say the exact word _in
: unison_ with the dialogue. Two drinks if you say the wrong word.
:
: Whenever Riker appears in a scene, the last person to say "Oink Oink" takes
: a drink.
:
: If Troi "senses" something, everyone must stick a finger down their throats
: and make gagging sounds - last one to do so takes a drink. (This one could
: be dangerous in the latter stages of the game.)
:
: At the start of a commercial break, guess who will do the next log entry.
: Take a drink if you're wrong. If there's no log entry, everyone drinks.
:
: When Data launches into a long explanation, the last person to interrupt
: with "Thank you, Commander..." takes a drink. Doesn't count if you say it
: after it's said on the screen.
:
: Whenever Wesley saves the ship, throw something at the TV. Take a drink if
: you don't hit Wesley.
:
: Before the show, everyone predicts Dr. Crusher's hairstyle. Everyone who
: is wrong has to take a drink.
:
: Whenever Troi gets a headache, drink until the headache subsides.
:
: Before the show, everyone predicts Guinan's hat style (stop sign or
: teardrop). Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.
:
: Whenever Data embarasses himself, drink until somebody stops him.
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: Modification Date: September 6, 1991
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