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  1. #2376
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    How do you respond to a library heckler? Shhhhh?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I want to know what Melmart will be doing Friday at the AT&T.

    Midge and I should go check it out.
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  3. #2378
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    How do you respond to a library heckler? Shhhhh?
    You laugh at the Yella' Belly.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    She received no stimulation from it.

    What's that say about your technique, or lack of it?
    I've probably said too much now so I can't talk about how she was crawling up the walls.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I want to know what Melmart will be doing Friday at the AT&T.

    Midge and I should go check it out.
    yeah. We need to find out what is going on Friday.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    What are sugar scrubs?
    Exfoliants that have sugar in them.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I've probably said too much now so I can't talk about how she was crawling up the walls.
    So, you farted on her face and climbing up the walls was her only way of escaping the gassy tendrils of death?
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    yeah. We need to find out what is going on Friday.
    I need to know how to dress for such an ocassion.
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  9. #2384
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    So, you farted on her face and climbing up the walls was her only way of escaping the gassy tendrils of death?
    Yes.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I need to know how to dress for such an ocassion.
    I'm going to wear a bow tie. You should do the same.
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    Exfoliants that have sugar in them.
    I rub my body with sugar to attract the ants so that anteaters can come lick my balls.
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    It's been a couple of weeks since I've eaten Sandra so my farts say nothing about her.
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    I'm going to wear a bow tie. You should do the same.
    The one with pink polka dots?

    You want to borrow the matching boxer briefs?
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Did I say too much?
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    I think she's complaining you haven't done it too much.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Get eating! Or else maybe I will. I might have a chance!
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    On second thought, don't do anything, Midge. Let her get horny then I will be there for her, like a good friend. Muahahahaha.
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    On second thought, don't do anything, Midge. Let her get horny then I will be there for her, like a good friend. Muahahahaha.
    Can I be there to watch?

    I'll be real quite like.
    You won't even know I'm there.

    I just want to see it happen.

    And, if you guys should need something to play with . . . I'll be more than happy to lend you whatever body parts you will be needing.
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    Can I be there to watch?

    I'll be real quite like.
    You won't even know I'm there.

    I just want to see it happen.

    And, if you guys should need something to play with . . . I'll be more than happy to lend you whatever body parts you will be needing.
    Aren't you still on ignore?

    I'll help you here.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Aren't you still on ignore?

    I'll help you here.
    If it turns out that Sandra is as tight as a coffee stirrer, then I will borrow your parts. If not, why bother?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    If it turns out that Sandra is as tight as a coffee stirrer, then I will borrow your parts. If not, why bother?
    Being that she's with Midge, she more than likely is as tight as a coffee stirrer.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Being that she's with Midge, she more than likely is as tight as a coffee stirrer.
    That's not cool.
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  23. #2398
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    You are known for your relatively small penis.
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    You are known for your relatively small penis.
    I'm pretty sure the knowledge of that isn't so well-known.

    Why you can speak with certainty about it is a mystery.
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  25. #2400
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I do have a small penis but it isn't really well known.
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