Damn, mouse thinks of everything.
Sorry dude, but convinience rules nowadays.
Damn, mouse thinks of everything.
I had a friend in college who had the student eating program down to such a science he could make you a gourmet meal with a pack of ramen and a broken down coffee maker.
I have never had ramen. The smell makes me want to puke.
Would it be more appealing if I added some warm piss in it just you, since you like that type of thing?
It's early.
good morning everyone.
Yes it is. And I don't like it.
9:00 is early?
Slackers.
I'm in California, so it's 7:00.
Which is still not really that early, but it's earlier than I want it to be.
I want CuckingFunt to be my boss. Give me a job woman.
Nice to see you've taken Dean Wormer's advice Midge.
Don't konw why, but I figured Cucking for a local SA gal.
What kind of job?
Lawn care?
Nope. I've never even been to Texas, unless you count the Dallas airport.
You can pay me to "service the lawn". If you know what I mean.
I've already got a landscaper who does it for free.
That was way more than I ever wanted to know about Jessica Simpson.
Her vagina is huge.
midget i love you
I'd hit it.
I love you too sunshine.
Perky morning people suck ass.
That is all.
Grouchy morning people deserve to be beat in the forehead with a tack hammer until their at ude improves.
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