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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I have plenty, but I am making sandwiches for my team tonight. They better like them, I spent half the day and all night slowly simmering the sauce and making the meatballs. I even used some veal with the pork and beef. I think that means I lose my Mexican card though, cus we are not supposed to afford veal.
    Wow. You're Mexican? Don't worry. It's all cow. Mexicans sure know how to work over a cow.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    veal is a baby calf that is killed young so the meat tastes different/better. They are kept in tiny little cages so they won't grow while they fatten up. It cruel and unusual... in other words, right up your alley.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Your team?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Wow. You're Mexican? Don't worry. It's all cow. Mexicans sure know how to work over a cow.
    VIVA LAS UGLY AVATAR is surprised there is a Mexican from San Antonio who is a Spurs fan.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Man My Knee Is Killing Me
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I play darts on a team cus my dumbass friend didn't realize you need at least one girl to play. Happily, I am not the suckiest player. Although I am not the most favored female... that would be the other girl, who has slept with everyone on the team but me, apparently.
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    VIVA LAS UGLY AVATAR is surprised there is a Mexican from San Antonio who is a Spurs fan.
    No because I'm one, blancita.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    No because I'm one, blancita.
    A Mexican who is a Spurs fan? Color me surprised.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I play darts on a team cus my dumbass friend didn't realize you need at least one girl to play. Happily, I am not the suckiest player. Although I am not the most favored female... that would be the other girl, who has slept with everyone on the team but me, apparently.
    1. If there is another girl on the team, no matter how ty she may be, then she qualifies as one girl, thus your presence is not necessary to satisfy the rules.

    2. One can only surmise then, that you are participating because you like darts, you like making meatballs, or that you are aspiring to follow in said 's bedsheets. Or a combination of all three.

    3. A darts team?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    hahaha, this girl is married and can only play when her husband is away.
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    A Mexican who is a Spurs fan? Color me surprised.
    Plus I'm from San Antonio.
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    1. If there is another girl on the team, no matter how ty she may be, then she qualifies as one girl, thus your presence is not necessary to satisfy the rules.

    2. One can only surmise then, that you are participating because you like darts, you like making meatballs, or that you are aspiring to follow in said 's bedsheets. Or a combination of all three.

    3. A darts team?


    Brilliant!

    /Used to throw darts back in the day
    //Not the electronic kind
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I want to join a dart team. I kick ass at darts.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I want to join a dart team. I kick ass at darts.
    But then Shoogar will laugh at you!
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    It' already halfways through the season or I would invite you to join ours, never hurts to have xtra players for when some can't show up.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    But then Shoogar will laugh at you!
    He laughs at me anyway.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    But then Shoogar will laugh at you!
    Only if he makes meatballs for a bunch of guys.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    He laughs at me anyway.
    What am I saying? Of course you won't make meatballs.

    You'll make cheesecake.

    And I'm laughing WITH you.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Haha, I made them for me to freeze and have a quick meal. But we have to start early today and some peeps are coming straight from work and haven't eaten. See, this is why I am never nice. Or at least never admit to it.
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    I play darts on a team cus my dumbass friend didn't realize you need at least one girl to play. Happily, I am not the suckiest player. Although I am not the most favored female... that would be the other girl, who has slept with everyone on the team but me, apparently.

    I sense that you resent that.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Nah, she has itty bitty ties. Not my type.
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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Nah, she has itty bitty ties. Not my type.
    I'll be in my bunk.
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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    So you like Big'uns?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I like them not too small, and not too large. I am the Goldilocks of ties, es!
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    Nah, she has itty bitty ties. Not my type.
    Either the guys on the team don't care, or she has something else working for her.
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