Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

No way.
You are not the only one who gets to compliment her or the Funt.
However, you ARE permitted exclusivity to ashbeeigh.
That much I'll grant you.

Dude, you're standing on my piss line and I'm getting aggravated.

You don't want to piss me off.
Lions aint got on me.

[Melmart1]

Dude, you're standing on my piss line and I'm getting aggravated.

You don't want to piss me off.
Lions aint got on me.

I've known Todd a lot longer than you. So don't try to get some kind of exclusivity!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hungry.

[marini martini]

You are always hungry

[CuckingFunt]

I'd like to have Melmart over for dinner someday.

[CuckingFunt]

You are always hungry

Am I?

[Melmart1]

I'd like to have Melmart over for dinner someday.

I'll bring dessert. And I won't even have to go shopping.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll bring dessert. And I won't even have to go shopping.

I have to warn you, though, my appe e is insatiable.

[Melmart1]

It would appear that my baby pic is only on my laptop. Oh well.

[peewee's lovechild]

You two ladies talking like that is making me . . . what's the word?

[Melmart1]

I have to warn you, though, my appe e is insatiable.

I have to warn you, that's not a problem.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm glad my post wasn't the one to break up this wonderfully Sapphic banter between Mel and CF.

[samikeyp]

Ya'll need to shut the up and let Mel and Funt continue.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm glad my post wasn't the one to break up this wonderfully Sapphic banter between Mel and CF.

I'm starting to hate you now.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ya'll need to shut the up and let Mel and Funt continue.

I already hate you.

[CuckingFunt]

You two ladies talking like that is making me . . . what's the word?

In your case... I think the word is "normal."

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm starting to hate you now.

I can live with that.

[samikeyp]

I can live with that.

Me too.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to warn you, that's not a problem.

You should come out to California for a week, then.

We can go sightseeing for a day, and spend the other six eating dinner.

[Melmart1]

You should come out to California for a week, then.

We can go sightseeing for a day, and spend the other six eating dinner.

Don't tempt me! I could sure use a vacation.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You should come out to California for a week, then.

We can go sightseeing for a day, and spend the other six eating dinner.

*grumbles something about goddamn lucky NoCals*

[peewee's lovechild]

This is bull . . . I can't take any vacation days right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

How am I supposed to partake in said event?

[Melmart1]

How am I supposed to partake in said event?

Um ... you're not.

[CuckingFunt]

How am I supposed to partake in said event?

Thanksgiving break?

... no... that's when I'm going to be out of town.