Trust me, there really is no job where you are not safe from going to war in the military, unless you are a general's personal ass wiper. And since he has a degree and is smart, he will be an officer, which is even worse in Iraq- not only will you be a miserable mother er, but you will be in charge of all the other miserable mother ers too.
Don't ing do it, dude. I know too many who hate it. You want no control over your life for four years?


we just need new material from you and we'll be set
