I generally start by licking my lips, and the turkey begins to baste itself. Then I slowly slip a moist finger into the turkey, and the turkey begins to get hot, develops goose flesh. I know how to get my turkey going. Then I toss it's salad, and just before stuffing all my meat into the turkey, I make it beg and crawl to me (white turkeys do that on command).
Just thought that would be something you could relate to "brah".