Portland already offered that overrated bum a ridiculous contract, so they might "steal" him.
Mitch: Now, who can we get to learn the broken-leg guy at the 4?
Bartender: You mean Orange Julius?
Mitch: Yeah. Who you got?
Bartender: Hmmm.... Oh, I know... BOOZ!
Mitch: Booz is? Booz Allen Hamilton? One of your regs who gets ed up all the time and skips his tab?
Bartender: No dumbass, Carlos! Don't you remember us ganking him from the Bulls?
Mitch: OMG.
Bartender: *speed dials Jimmer Buss* Sign Carlos Boozer to a 4yr/$59m contract so he doesn't feel inferior to the Russian cripple, he can mentor him.
Jimmer: But it is past 12:01!? I'm sure someone got him already!
Bartender: Getter dun!
Jimmer: Just got off the phone with his agent, we gottim!
Portland already offered that overrated bum a ridiculous contract, so they might "steal" him.
Thing is, they don't have a Vlade or Elden. Elden>>>>Julian. And Vlade was a fringe all-star level talent who was much better than current Mozgov.
Current state of the Lkers franchise:
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Yeah, like Vlade was at least a net-positive guy. Mozgov might not even play 1/2 his games the next 3 years and if he does will probably make them worse if that is even possible.
Hopefully he is healthy ...
Lakers did opposite of what I said though ...
Overpaying.
I dont see how he turns down 10 million less ...
4 years at 54 million with a team option after 3
Shows good faith on both sides ...
Ugggh.
Ahh well.
I was against parsons, whiteside, horford, etc at max ...this is less i guess.
Plus Ceballos at that time was much better than Batum or Parsons. And Eddie Jones was alot more polished than Ingram and Russell is no where close to Van Exel right now.
They'll be selling his .
And Luol Dung ranks 63 out of 80 players
Guess who's last?
Brandon Ingram.
We need a nickname for this bust.
BranD-league?
Yeah. His name makes coming up with one tough.
Brannon Ingram, Briana Ingram, etc (Spurs talk tradition of bas izing the first name).
BranD-League, BranD-Leaguegram.
Tough one.
Brazzers Ingram IMO, then you can cue in all the getting raped jokes
"Baby Durant" ...
He's officially fighting off the "bust" label already ..Zero highlight play/stretch after +25 games in the season that basically disqualifies him from any star potential comparison..
I have him as Tayshaun Prince 2.0 for a ceiling based on what's he shown so far....
Not my move, Chaz's tbh
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