Things You Should Not Say To a Woman You Just Met

[Sybok]

"Who's your good looking friend?"

[Nbadan]

Ok, so I dated your mom....

[Nbadan]

You gonna eat that?

[Nbadan]

ever hear of a rusty trumpet?

[Avante]

Could you buy us a drink?

I'm looking for a job.

My wife doesn't care.

You wanna wrestle?

So how much do you weigh?

[Nbadan]

You look just like my ex...

[Nbadan]

You like raising kids?

[Nbadan]

...my pager number is 5555555....

[Trainwreck2100]

let's go there I have a coupon

[Nbadan]

So, did they ever find out who let the dogs out?

[Nbadan]

Are those real?

[Nbadan]

*especially in SA...

So how far along are you?

[spurraider21]

my name is Avante

[spurraider21]

you're s are way bigger than my wife's

[Avante]

my name is Avante

Why be a jerk?

[Trainwreck2100]

I may or may not have had sex with pros utes.

[Rogue]

I'm a lifelong celibate so I have little advice to give on this topic but I remember something John&Jeff once said, they said that if you say you love her on your first date, you'd never expect a 2nd one with her.

[Blake]

Could you buy us a drink?

I'm looking for a job.

My wife doesn't care.

You wanna wrestle?

So how much do you weigh?

Anyone with real game can make any of these lines work.......and work well.

[Blake]

Why be a jerk?

That's actually not a terrible line. A little guilt trip.

[DJR210]

after last week it Looks like you've learned your lesson!

Backstory on this please..

[pgardn]

I need you to lance a carbuncle just posterior to my groin.