New job is going really well. I couldn't have asked for a better position to be in.
mmmmmmmmm. boobs
New job is going really well. I couldn't have asked for a better position to be in.
Happy for you!
I can think of plenty of other positions.
Wanted to share something funny I read;
I was on the train today sitting across a very,very sexy Thai girl.
I thought to myself, "don't get an erection, please, please don't get an erection!"
But she did.
u must be one sexy
I'm a scatter brain today, have too much on my mind.
I'm hungry and not for the pizza they are bringing in to work today.
had some bbq at augies and damn i am stuffed like a bra.
since the troll thread is gone, he is my gif
Man, Friday was stressful. Classes from 0800 to 1730, then grocery shopping before I could go home. As I was plodding through the store wishing my head would explode so I would have the excuse to lay down and rest, I walked past a woman who had a rather unfortunate birthmark - it was almost exactly the size, shape and location of Hitler's mustache. Suddenly, my day didn't seem quite so bad anymore
hey u know that movie jarhead, how they spend their days in the desert coming up with so many ways to masturbate....
then u read jesus journey how he spent the 40 days in the desert, can only come up with 1 story....
Wow that Lady Gaga sure is a trouper. I just saw a clip of her puking on stage and dancing right through it! I could never do that....my puking is a HUUUGE production of moaning, coughing, heaving and lots of crying
I saw the first Christmas commercial this morning.
They don't call her Lady Gag-a for nothin'!
Well, it is October
I off from work the next 5 days.
True that. Don't go into Family Dollar or Dollar General right now. Tons of Christmas stuff already.
good you should go take an english class
A friend of mine was vacationing in San Francisco last week and sent me a gift bag of "Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate & Sea Salt Caramel Squares" for my birthday (mouth orgasm inducing btw ). Last night he messaged me to see if I liked it and if I had any left. I said "LOL It will take me months to eat that much candy!" Then he said "Well I thought you would share it with your kids"
Yea right!
tell him to send you a fish sandwich from sally's famous fishwich
damn, am hungry
Tomorrow is going to be a head banging kind of night.
Of "metal?
Of course
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