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    i am in a 6 year drought since my wife left me for a bbc? where in san antonio is the easiest to get puzzy with no effort?

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    1. Go to the nearest gun store, purchase gun and bullets
    2. Pray to Allah
    3. Load gun, apply directly to the forehead, pull the trigger
    4. ?????????
    5. 72 puzzies with no effort, each untainted and specially designed just for you. (Profit)

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    1. Go to the nearest gun store, purchase gun and bullets
    2. Pray to Allah
    3. Load gun, apply directly to the forehead, pull the trigger
    4. ?????????
    5. 72 puzzies with no effort, each untainted and specially designed just for you. (Profit)
    that sounds to good to pass up.......do i have to convert muslim first?

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    i am in a 6 year drought since my wife left me for a bbc? where in san antonio is the easiest to get puzzy with no effort?

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    that sounds to good to pass up.......do i have to convert muslim first?
    no, you automatically become Muslim when you pray to Allah and say "Allahu Akbar, mashallah".. good luck


    (Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any suicidal actions of others on this message board. I hold myself fully harmless as this post is a joke)

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    no, you automatically become Muslim when you pray to Allah and say "Allahu Akbar, mashallah".. good luck


    (Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any suicidal actions of others on this message board. I hold myself fully harmless as this post is a joke)
    these are the 2 weapons i have in my house......the gun belonged to my wife idk if that is releavent in this situation? do i need to buy my own gun or will any do? i have been practicing the allahu akbar phrase & i think i have it down.......i will wait for your answer about the gun before i do it........i cant wait for all those puzzies.....thank u for showing me it is possible to drown in puzzy

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    these are the 2 weapons i have in my house......the gun belonged to my wife idk if that is releavent in this situation? do i need to buy my own gun or will any do? i have been practicing the allahu akbar phrase & i think i have it down.......i will wait for your answer about the gun before i do it........i cant wait for all those puzzies.....thank u for showing me it is possible to drown in puzzy
    Your choice is your choice. The wife's purple pistol option however seems the most ironic, and stabbing yourself to death seems like it would be extremely painful and more likely to land you in a hospital than a grave. In the end, your choice is your choice.

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    i am in a 6 year drought since my wife left me for a bbc? where in san antonio is the easiest to get puzzy with no effort?

    Look in the mirror.

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    Look in the mirror.

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    Is that a taurus?

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    Is that a taurus?
    Taurus has made some decent handguns in the last five years or so, nothing to laugh at. But that isn't a Taurus, it's a SCCY. Says so right on the slide.

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    Taurus has made some decent handguns in the last five years or so, nothing to laugh at. But that isn't a Taurus, it's a SCCY. Says so right on the slide.
    Didn't look hard enough... I saw the funky color and thought Taurus right away. They always have those funky teal and pink 9mm's at Academy. I hear they aren't all that bad and for the price they might be actually worth it; I wouldn't know though because I don't own a Taurus hand gun.

    You shoot?

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    72 puzzies.....nothing beats fkn 72 goats/sheeps...

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    Didn't look hard enough... I saw the funky color and thought Taurus right away. They always have those funky teal and pink 9mm's at Academy. I hear they aren't all that bad and for the price they might be actually worth it; I wouldn't know though because I don't own a Taurus hand gun.

    You shoot?
    Not since the price/availability of ammo became ridiculous, but I do enjoy shooting.

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    Not since the price/availability of ammo became ridiculous, but I do enjoy shooting.
    Yeah I feel you on that point... It's been a while now that ammo has been scarce and expensive unfortunately.

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