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  1. 03-15-2013 #1
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    CAMBRIDGE, MA—In a major breakthrough that has sent shockwaves through the basketball community, the nation’s preeminent scientists announced Thursday that a roster capable of supporting Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard could theoretically exist somewhere in the NBA. “With 30 teams and over 400 players in the league, we believe a 15-man roster that is able to support Dwight Howard is out there somewhere,” said MIT theoretical physicist Dr. Jonathan Mueller, explaining that researchers are still looking for a lineup consisting of the perfect combination of elements, including balanced role players, a primary scorer with no traces of ego, and a low-pressure atmosphere, necessary to adequately sustain Howard. “We’ve come very close to developing rosters that could support him in isolated conditions, but they are incredibly unstable and always break apart in a matter of seconds. And we thought we had identified a suitable roster in Los Angeles last year, but it turned out to be far too volatile.” Mueller, who confirmed some progress has been made over the last year, expressed doubts that Howard will actually be able to successfully inhabit an NBA team within the foreseeable future.

    UPDATE: Scientists postulate Howard could hypothetically inhabit one of the smaller teams in the remote cluster of NBA franchises occupying the Rust Belt.
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/sci...adline:default
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  2. 03-15-2013 #2
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    http://forums.lakersground.net/viewtopic.php?t=158893 u got that from here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by whitemamba
    http://forums.lakersground.net/viewtopic.php?t=158893 u got that from here?
    yeah! That's why...



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  4. 03-15-2013 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by LkrFan
    yeah! That's why...



    bsessed
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    Quote Originally Posted by LkrFan
    Howard will have more of impact on the game than LeBron
    You got, must feel really stupid for dat one.
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  6. 03-15-2013 #6
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    great thread, will read again and recommend to Stalin
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    Onion plain sucks.
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    Gotta love the Onion.
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    OP searches LG's threads, and steals them?? roflable
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    Quote Originally Posted by whitemamba
    OP searches LG's threads, and steals them?? roflable
    Surely its not that funny... What's really bothering you? Not getting ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    Surely its not that funny... What's really bothering you? Not getting ?
    Ace, its me whitemamba.. not ur mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by whitemamba
    Ace, its me whitemamba.. not ur mom
    Oh momma joke Good comeback!

    You must be Lkr 's re ed cousin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    Oh momma joke Good comeback!

    You must be Lkr 's re ed cousin.
    one unoriginal ty comment deserves another. wit
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    Quote Originally Posted by whitemamba
    one unoriginal ty comment deserves another. wit
    It was just a question. It's not normal for you to be so asshurt over a thread. Well not not the type asshurt you gots like but... Well you get the point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    It was just a question. It's not normal for you to be so asshurt over a thread. Well not not the type asshurt you gots like but... Well you get the point.
    ur not a got for asking a question, ur a got for lurking on LG and pulling threads from them. u thieving fat
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    Quote Originally Posted by whitemamba
    Don't post that article it was already posted on LG!
    You sensitive pussy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    You sensitive pussy
    ...wow that was probably the gayest comeback ive ever seen, im done with you.
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