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    No More Pink NorCal510's Avatar
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    everytime I walk into a store the little beeper things that ring when someone steals something goes off, everytime. Even when I enter, the damn thing goes off, and of course... when I leave. So far its from the stores of Rite Aid, Target, Circuit City, Marshalls, and Wintersport Warehouse. WTF?

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    You have a metal plate in your head.

    Which also explains why you post what you do.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I can talk on behalf of Rite Aid, I work there.

    We have cheap security systems so it always beeps whenever. That's why at my store we turned them off. Also our camera's are there just to scare people, they don't really have much use.

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    You probaby have an access card of some sort in your wallet or pocket or something. This used to happen to my friend Sophia all the time, her entry card for the building she worked in caused several alarm systems at retailers to go off. It's annoying as .

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Maybe because you're wearing stolen stuff?

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Oh, and you're black. That is probably the biggest reason why. I bet they follow you around the store, too.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Did someone put one of those little tags on your shirt? That happened to my dad when he was remodeling a store once. It was hilarious. Do people laugh? I would.

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    Pure racism.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    You have a metal plate in your head.

    Which also explains why you post what you do.
    She's also the Princess of Pwnage.



    When I used to work retail (Bizmart, which is now Office Max), we used to goof around by sticking those sensors on unsuspecting co-workers and customers that we knew. High comedy would ensue, especially when someone who just walked in the front of the store to check their schedule got tagged by yours truly.


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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Maybe because you're wearing stolen stuff?
    No, that would be the answer to his "Why do all of the clothes in my closet have big purple ink stains on them?" question.


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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    Those aren't security devices, they are black people detectors.

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    No More Pink NorCal510's Avatar
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    yea it must be because im black

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