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Damn, where is Epic Fail
I've noticed alot of sucka M.C.s in my empire as of late. Needless to say that we are not amused. So I am taking it back to the ancient school.
Are my loyal subjects ready for my cantus firmus?
Awwww yeeeah!
o peasants, ad initio ad infinitum
Now shut y'all's unworthy moufs, I'm 'bout ta' spit in 'em
Clean out all them butts ya got some grit in 'em
I'm the O.G. of sodomy add ad libitum
Ave atque vale to "rapping" Kobe and Shaq
Ya try and claim butt fame but yer train came off the track
Cuz after this would be bliss if, and you'll wish that, it was ante bellum
Now I'ma give it to those asses like the "hardest" of felon
Y'all can't even comprehend how brutal this could get
My idea of carpe diem means Dies Irae in the snake pit
Or takin' Christian babies from they mom's and stickin' 'em on a spit
How my ass taste? Ill-bred peons, you're not even fit for a lick.
I'm the Emperor, , I rule yer whole world
I'm the ne plus ultra, I'll wet my in yer girl
Or yer moms or yer bros or yer sisses or you, son
It's not amour-propre talking, it's become ad nauseum
Yer rhymes are casus belli, I'm gonna finish this war
To view each you foos ad volerum would leave us laughing on the floor
So each of you had lapsus linguae, that ended up in each other's asses
De facto you should know the truth, de novo take some rappin' classes
Guess I could teach 'em de profundis after neuterin' 'em.
But I find that task infra dignitatem to be tutourin' 'em
Inter nos now pro tempore, I want my quid pro quo
Before my pax vobis there's is something y'all should know
I do this not ex officio, in fact pro bono publico
Cave canum to the es but that's just how tha' world go
I make Kobe my de jure and Shaq a back-door ho.
So, mea culpa for the reason they won't show they face
My magnum opus took their compos mentis blowing out to space
But in absentia of they asses Spurs Talk will be a better place
And in toto Shaq and Kobe, how my sanctum sanctorum taste?
This is M.C. Caligula droppin' it dead language style
takin' ya'll vulgar masses back to 37 AD... muhfuggas!
Bow down! Now all must know my glory!
Remember boys and girls there is no lo tenens for Caligula, es! Pax!
Damn, where is Epic Fail
Silence lowly jester. For your complaining falls on these royal ears like easy wind blows a tree trunk. Plus, I will murder you.
didnt even bother to read that
Too lazy to read something not even in rhythm.
You do yourself a disservice then. But I expect such from an illiterate pissant, so go about your scribbling commoner.
I would cut your still beating heart out. But as you see Caligula is a Lakers fan, so we got that goin' on.
I read the whole thing and I have no idea how it relates to basketball or even anything for that matter...
Yeah, you just basically wasted 3 minutes like i did.
hmmm...
Too bad they didn't have a preview button in ancient Rome. Then the OP could have thought twice on posting this weakness before hitting submit
OH !! HE TOOK IT BACK!! WAAAAAY BACK!! OLD SKOOL ON 'EM, LIKE BAK IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!
NOW DO THE JULIUS CAESAR!!! DO IT!!! OHH!!!!
WAVE THEM HANDS!!! WAVE THEM!!! OHH!!!
whoo!!!
epic fails gonna be busy tonight
I thought it was hip.
The new in town I see.
Some of you are ruining a good meme. Stop making these stupid new rappin' ____ trolls. You're killing it. Leave it to the funny people.
This topic fails so incredibly hard. For that, I feel the need to balance out the fail with this amazingly epic picture.
You're welcome, OP.
It's a new concept, and clearly someone is trying to put that freshman level Latin course to good use. However the only thing that doesn't fail out loud about this thread is that if a petty, incestuous, mentally unstable bag like Caligula were around today I would not be surprised to hear that he was a Lakers fan.
I'm surprised no one mentioned his horse, a member of the Roman senate
Also, is that Malcolm McDowell in your pic? lol
Incitatus!
He also marched an army to the ocean where he then declared victory over Neptune and had the legions collect seas s as the spoils of war. IIRC, on that same campaign while crossing a river not far outside of Rome he brought the march to a complete halt and sent riders to bring his uncle Claudius (who would become emperor after the praetorians got tired of Caligula's ) as fast as possible. Once Claudius got there, Caligula ordered him thrown in the river. His reason? As he was crossing he realized he had never seen his uncle swim.
you know you're history. Caligula is still alive today:
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