Then I saw a starter munching on tacos while he sits his ass down after not doing anything in the whole defensive possession. Just standing around in the left field..no thanks
To be fair, pitches nowadys are so much faster...relievers are consistently throwing 95+
The modern athlete imo...some fat in the 60s was probably happy at throwing a 45
Field a couple of plays. Go up to bat a couple of times. Sit on your ass eating sunflower seeds the rest of the game. That's basically a typical day at the office for a fatbol player. They have the highest salaries too if I'm not mistaken. The money earned per calorie burned ratio must be astronomical tbh.
Still better than Povertyball though, tbh.
Over or under 50 calories the amount an outfield pitcher burns in one game?
Imo, over since chewing gum is burns about 20...
And what is with fatball rednecks and their sesame seeds..
Are you sure it wasn't Tony Parker in preseason?
Basketball players are the softest athletes in the world.
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"Why do baseball players get injured?"
Midnight already took your asses to the woodshed 100 times... Literally.
Baseball living in this s head 24/7
Don't like it? Don't watch. Go back to your ty poverty ball with its one Pele style highlight play
The Buster
And this was the game all the floppytrot fans were excited about all week
http://www.espnfc.us/report?gameId=450932
Of course it ended in that score
Cubs-Giants game 4 was worth the excitement of about 500 povertyball games.
Scores
The numerical number placed on a scoreboard is about as exciting as hitting a 100 score in darts.
Nah, scratch that darts is significantly more enjoyable.
Even their favorite target David Ortiz was reaching 17mph on the basepaths this post-season at 40 years old with bad feet. That's only 2 mph less than Robben's "legendary" world cup sprint.Midnight already took your asses to the woodshed 100 times... Literally.
Soccer players are just poor all around athletes, probably the worst in all of the major sports, as I've proven ad infinitum. They're unmatched at jogging around, though.
A run counts the same as a goal, so bad argument there.Scores
The numerical number placed on a scoreboard is about as exciting as hitting a 100 score in darts.
Nah, scratch that darts is significantly more enjoyable.
I mean, just bring up the "highlight" video of that floptrot match, and the first highlight is a weak header lobbed at about 10mph right into the goalie's hands. Some other "notable highlights" were a slow ass juke move, a cross pass into a weak shot that dribbled off, And a slide tackle in the box. The only decent highlight was a diving save. 4 shots on goal the entire match.
"But they jog around."
Scores
The numerical number placed on a scoreboard is about as exciting as hitting a 100 score in darts.
Nah, scratch that darts is significantly more enjoyable.
Scores
The numerical number placed on a scoreboard is about as exciting as hitting a 100 score in darts.
Nah, scratch that darts is significantly more enjoyable.
Scores
The numerical number placed on a scoreboard is about as exciting as hitting a 100 score in darts.
Nah, scratch that darts is significantly more enjoyable.
Dream gameday forecast for a fatbol player: cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Then I saw a starter munching on tacos while he sits his ass down after not doing anything in the whole defensive possession. Just standing around in the left field..no thanks
To be fair, pitches nowadys are so much faster...relievers are consistently throwing 95+
The modern athlete imo...some fat in the 60s was probably happy at throwing a 45Scores
The numerical number placed on a scoreboard is about as exciting as hitting a 100 score in darts.
Nah, scratch that darts is significantly more enjoyable.
Baseball and povertyball both are boring as . I will take Baseball over povertyball any day of the week though.
Soccer is a fun sport to play, but incredibly boring to watch. Kind of similar to golf in that regard.
Seriously why is chewing and spitting sunflower seeds such a big part of fatball? Trying to watch my Cubs make history, but every time they pan to David Roberts he's spitting and it's ing disgusting tbh.
I know there's very little strategy involved in fatball and 'managers' don't do but god damn the least you could do is not gross viewers out.
Not as disgusting as the average obeseball player, imo.
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