Official Magic (R) Thread

[Spurminator]

This thread is the official depository for news on the hopelessly stupid people that run for elected positions as Republicans and win.

First, your new United States Senator from that great state of Alabama, elected to one of the ~50 most powerful positions in US Government after years of public service as a football coach.

Great job, Alabama! Incredible that this and Jeff Sessions were the best you could bring to the table.

[monosylab1k]

“It’s fine, because triggered the libs.”

- DarrinS, SnakeBoy, etc

[spurraider21]

inb4 Nazis were actually communists

[monosylab1k]

inb4 Nazis were actually communists

“It’s short for National SOCIALIST!”

-probably rmt

[Spurminator]

New freshman representative from Georgia, and total whackjob.

She called "Q" a "patriot" who is "worth listening to." She said that the deadly White supremacist rally held in 2017 in Charlottesville was an "inside job" to "further the agenda of the elites."Greene said on Facebook that "there is an Islamic invasion into our government offices right now" and urged adherents of Islam and Sharia law to "stay over there in the Middle East," according to Politico. She said that Black people "are held slaves to the Democratic Party," while White males are "the most mistreated group of people in the United States today."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/03/polit...ins/index.html

[pgardn]

Ask Blake what a great guy Tuberville is.
Perfect for the red team.

[Blake]

Ask Blake what a great guy Tuberville is.
Perfect for the red team.

pgardn knows

[Blake]

When Tuberville was coaching at Texas Tech.... this happened:


"As with any visit, you don't expect a red carpet to be rolled out but you also don't expect to be stood up at dinner by the head coach either.

We will let Danzey tell the story which starts with him asking coach Tuberville how long he planned to stay with the team.

I asked Coach (Charlie) Weis at KU and Coach (Dana) Holgorsen at West Virginia (the same question), just so I know my relationship with them...(Tuberville) was just telling me he coached at Miami and Auburn, he coached 10 years and recruited Ray Lewis and kind of blew the question off I didn’t even realize.

The waitress brought our food out, and we thought (Tuberville) went to the bathroom, but he never came back to dinner. Then next thing I know, the next day, he made an announcement that he’s going to Cincinnati...."

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/...cincinnati-gig


He's basically an asshole piece of , tbh. Which probably explains why Alabama voted for him.

[RandomGuy]

When Tuberville was coaching at Texas Tech.... this happened:


"As with any visit, you don't expect a red carpet to be rolled out but you also don't expect to be stood up at dinner by the head coach either.

We will let Danzey tell the story which starts with him asking coach Tuberville how long he planned to stay with the team.

I asked Coach (Charlie) Weis at KU and Coach (Dana) Holgorsen at West Virginia (the same question), just so I know my relationship with them...(Tuberville) was just telling me he coached at Miami and Auburn, he coached 10 years and recruited Ray Lewis and kind of blew the question off I didn’t even realize.

The waitress brought our food out, and we thought (Tuberville) went to the bathroom, but he never came back to dinner. Then next thing I know, the next day, he made an announcement that he’s going to Cincinnati...."

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/...cincinnati-gig


He's basically an asshole piece of , tbh. Which probably explains why Alabama voted for him.

Seems to be a requirement to make it through the R primaries these days.

[Spurtacular]

Seven posts before RandomCuck dug this up.
Sadbert on fire.

[Spurtacular]

inb4 Nazis were actually communists

Pity response.