Lookit sticks, you better get your fahkin licks in now, while the Mighty New England Patriots are temporarily down. Because when we get back up, when we fahkin get back on our feet, your gonna wish you never was fahkin born. Tommy O'Brady is winning his fahkin appeal, starting game 1, and we're going fahkin 19-0 this year! Billy McBelichick is gonna rip Don Shula's asshole wider than all your mothers vaginas. Mark stick Brunell is gonna cry as Gronk unloads in his fahkin face!
And the fahkin Wells report.....what a load of fahkin bull . You sticks really believe Ted Wells? Tha fahk? Ted Wells is a cheap hack job who looks like Montez from Workaholics.